The Wolverine: A Fifth Movie That Might Not Suck
Hugh Jackman is back yet again as the hard-as-nails Canadian superhero. Will it be any good? There’s a chance it just might…
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MOVIES
Dirty Disney’s Alternate Ending
Disney goes X-rated in this alternate ending to their Oscar winning short Paperman.
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World War Z: The Death Rattle For Zombie Movies?
The second trailer for Brad Pitt’s new movie, “World War Z”, has been released. Sadly, it doesn’t make the film look any better than the first trailer did.
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Happy Birthday Quentin Tarantino From The Cast Of Pulp Fiction
If you were a famous film director I’m sure that you would just absolutely love it if someone made a supercut of all the characters from your best movie singing Happy Birthday to you, right?
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Hugh Jackman Is Back To Slice The Crap Out Of Everything In The New Wolverine Trailer
The trailer for Marvel’s next blockbuster could be the Wolverine film we have long been praying for.
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Will Spring Breakers Suck?
Will Spring Breakers be a deserved success? Or an anti culture time bomb waiting to explode?
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Iran To Sue Hollywood Over Argo
The Iranians weren’t impressed with how they were portrayed in Oscar-winning flick Argo. But they’re not going to waste their time giving it crap ratings on IMDB – instead, they’re going to sue Hollywood.
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After Earth, Before The Backlash
M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie looks even worse than you’re expecting it to be after hearing the phrase “M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie…”
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We Explain Why Your Film Choices Suck
Stop rotting your brains on remakes – watch the real, beautiful, and subtitled, deal.
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Sick Chirpse At The Movies: Stoker
The director of Oldboy has upped sticks and come to Hollywood. The end result is one of the best things you will see this year.
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Cloud Atlas Receives UK Release, Finally – Go See It
It’s sci-fi, it’s fantasy, it’s period drama, it’s romance, it’s action, it’s gritty espionage, it’s comedy, it’s cinema.
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Bring Me The Head Of Seth MacFarlane
It seems that Seth MacFarlane really rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with a bunch of his childish and sexist jokes at this year’s Oscars ceremony but really everyone just needs to get a grip and stop getting so angry about it. Here’s why.
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Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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American Psycho Musical Is Coming To London
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
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Don’t Mess With Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin goes H.A.M on rude teenagers, his 12 year old daughter and the paparazzi. Here is a list of incidents which should warn you not to piss the big man off.
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Vin Diesel Sings Stay By Rihanna
One of Hollywood’s hardest men – Vin Diesel – puts his masculinity on the line with a bizarre rendition of Rihanna’s Stay.
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How To Be Danny Dyer
Have you ever wondered just HOW Danny Dyer manages to be Danny Dyer? Here the great man reveals all.
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Will “Ted Vagina” Be The Star Of Will Ferrell’s Next Movie?
What was Will Ferrell doing dressed up as a security guard at a recent LA Lakers game? Why did he eject Shaq from the arena? And what the hell did that say on his name badge?
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Sick Toy Story 3 Prank Leaves Mum Devastated
A couple of kids decided that Toy Story 3 had too nice an ending for their mum, who had never seen the film. So the little trolls edited the film before showing it to mum, leaving her devastated at the new ending. Hilarious.
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The Pirate Bay: Away From Keyboard
The Pirate Bay. Not only the world’s largest file sharing website, but ambassadors for internet freedom since 2006.
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Jurassic Park Meets Metal
Metalhead dude absolutely shreds on an entertaining new take of the classic John Williams’ Jurassic Park score.
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Short Film Review – “Lift” By Marc Isaacs
Maybe it’s twee to say something is funny yet moving, but this short film by Marc Isaacs, set in a lift in a London tower block certainly is both, and more.
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Bill Murray Stops Bank Robber
What would you do if you bumped into Bill Murray while running from a crime scene? What any normal person would do, and what this one bank robber did in Tokyo, Japan last week. You stop and tell him how much you love him.
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9 Year Old Patrik Jakubik Is Completely Sick At Football
I wish I was as good as this kid is at football now, let alone when I was 9 years old.
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The Entourage Movie Is Confirmed
Entourage was one of my favourite TV shows from the 00’s and today the much rumoured and long awaited movie has finally been confirmed, I’ve got some mixed feelings about it though.
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer: In LEGO
The Dark Knight Rises and LEGO were two of my favourite things from last year so why the hell haven’t I seen this yet huh?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Early Years
Everyone knows who Arnold Schwarzenegger is but I doubt any of you know the hell he had to go through when he was just 18 to get to where he is now. Check it out in this short documentary about his early years.
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Here’s Some On Set Footage Of Mad Max 4
Mad Max was a pretty awesome movie but it’s crazy that a 4th movie is coming out 29 years after the last one. Fans weren’t too happy when told it would be mostly CGI, but this footage from the set of some cool vehicles bombing around the desert has got people excited again.
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Christian Bale Is A Nice Guy, Apparently
It turns out that Christian Bale is quite a nice human being, when he calls up young cancer patient Zach Grey to discuss Batman. Here’s a recording of the conversation.
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Is This The Scariest Movie Ever?
The remake of the previously baned 80’s horror classic takes it to a whole other level.
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