GAV recently posted a TV clip featuring Piers Morgan Vs Alex Jones AKA Gun Lover. Cringey viewing. Here is the gun dicks rebuttal. Guess what? It’s lame.
Post Piers Morgan Debate – Alex Jones Is Mental Read More »
My stupid friend went swimming off the English coast every day of December. Yeah I know, daft. But it was all for an awesome cause.
Fiona Sally Miller – Winter Swimming For A Good Cause Read More »
Everything looks cool in slow motion and lightning looks cool anyway, so you can imagine how fresh it is when you mix the two.
VIDEO: Super Slow Motion Lightning Is Amazing Read More »
Let’s laugh at some people shall we? Here’s some cringe-worthy footage of singers and bands looking like numb nuts. Uncomfortable viewing.
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.
Christmas Day UFO Sighting Read More »
Just when you thought my articles couldn’t get any more random, I would like you to welcome the only camel mounted pipe band in the world. BOOM!
The Sultan Of Oman’s Camel Mounted Pipe Band Read More »
I’m too old for festivals, and too grumpy… but if it’s a festival on a cruise ship to the Bahamas I may well think again. 70,000 Tons of Metal on the sea.
Heavy Metal Cruise Ship Read More »
No one likes to be dark and cold for 4 months a year, so watch these Turkish dance lords and bring some sun to your heart and lungs.
VIDEO: Awesome Turkish Dancers Help Me Beat Winter Blues Read More »
Christmas has buggered off, Easter next. Here’s a video of Jesus’ rear end to soothe your Boxing Day blues.
VIDEO: Easter Play – Floating Jesus Fail Read More »
Have you ever wondered where Hitler’s distincive tash came from? Probably not, but I have. Here’s a potted history of the most infamous moustache in history.
Were you disappointed when you opened your Christmas presents this morning? If so then don’t worry because there’s a bunch of ungrateful kids around the world who wants to let everyone on Twitter know just how ungrateful they are.
Um Mum Why Didn’t You Get Me An iPad For Xmas? I HATE YOUR GUTS! Read More »
Krampus is Father Christmas’ terrifying enforcer. You better have been good this year… I bet you haven’t though, so look out.
Father Christmas’ Evil Sidekick – Krampus Read More »
Here’s an article about the US military firing bears out of aeroplanes at the speed of sound. Yup, they really did that.
I’m no sexist, but the blatant misogyny in these mental album covers just has to be enjoyed. So swallow a box of salt and switch your moral compass to hibernate
So there’s this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it’s a fake? Who gives a shit… maybe we’re all computer simulations anyway?
Toddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake? Read More »
I’d never wondered what the Japanese ate for Christmas dinner, I didn’t even know they bothered. But they do bother, and it’s not what I would have guessed.
What Do People In Japan Have For Christmas Dinner? – KFC Read More »
A joke’s a joke, but tricking people to get it on with apes? Yeah that’s pretty jokes.
Women Snogging Chimps For LOLz Read More »
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won’t) and the end of days is truley upon us (which it isn’t) – where can we escape to?
Where’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st? Read More »
Anyone seen the foreskin of Jesus knocking about? No, me neither, gimme a shout if you find it yeah? It’s got to be worth a few bob.
When I go shopping I like to cover up and get the job done as quickly as possible. In Walmart people seem to do the opposite – dress like plums and hang out.
People Of Walmart – What Do You Wear Shopping? Read More »
If I had to guess, I would have said the shark was the hardest in the animal kingdom. As often happens with me, I was wrong.
What’s The Toughest Animal On The Planet? Read More »
I wrote a post last month about cannibalism being on the rise. Looks like I was right. For once.
Siberian Cannibals – Fishermen Trapped In Sub Zero Temperatures Read More »
Live music is really good when it’s good, but when it’s bad it is REALLY bad. Look I’ll show you…..
Ultimate Worst Live Bands Of All Time EVER Read More »
’tis the season to be jolly apparently. Sometimes though, we find it hard to be jolly whilst our ears are being raped by Christmas dick heads.
The Best Xmas Fail Videos Ever Read More »
You will probably never have to fool a baboon into showing you where his water is, but it’s nice to know how just in case you are thirsty in the desert one day.
VIDEO: How Do You Fool A Baboon? Read More »
If the business man wants to smash your house down, but you won’t move, even though everyone else has legged it, then you have a “Nail House”. And you are hard.
“Nail Houses” – Giving The Finger To The Man Read More »
The Metro said these people were rubbish at fancy dress, I think they are the LORDS of fancy dress. You decide. But I am right either way.
Best And Cheapest Fancy Dress Costumes In The Whole Universe Read More »
So milking is the new craze apparently. Idiots. These people are dim. But here’s some even weirder milk related videos for you to suckle on.
Extreme Milking – A Response To TimW_Brap Read More »
So maybe us Chirpsers aren’t so hot on our art, but if you make a massive whale out of stone – I’m interested. Adrián Villar Rojas leads the way from Argentina.
Artist Makes Massive Sea Monsters Out Of Stone Read More »
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