ARE HEARTS WORTH £50 MILLION
Vladimir Romanov reckons Hearts is worth around £50 million. We’re a bit baffled to where he plucked that fairytale figure from.
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FOOTBALL
TOP 10 GOALS OF THE YEAR ANNOUNCED
The ten best goals of the year nominated for the Ferenc Puskas award have been announced by FIFA.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND – SEPP BLATTER WITH BLACK PEOPLE
After Sepp Blatter’s laughably inappropriate comments on Wednesday comes proof that he is a racist.
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LUIS FIGO STARS IN HEAD AND SHOULDERS ADVERT
Luis Figo is the latest in a long line of footballers to star in stupid adverts.
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TICKETLESS IRISHMAN BLAGS IT ONTO ESTONIAN BENCH
Conor Cunningham somehow managed to blag himself a seat on Estonia’s bench for Ireland’s famous 4-0 victory in Tallinn.
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MAGPIES TO RENAME ST JAMES’ PARK ‘SPORTS DIRECT ARENA’
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has never been a figure afraid to court controversy. But has the larger than life businessman scored the biggest own goal of his career to date?
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LIONEL MESSI’S 202 GOALS FOR BARCELONA
Lionel Messi is a sickhead and this video shows you all 202 of his goals for Barcelona.
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VIRGIL VRIES – OUTRAGEOUS GOALKEEPING FAIL
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen a goalkeeper do. Ever.
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GERARDO MASINI – BEST RABONA GOAL YET?
Gerardo Masini scores a completely sick rabona goal. Way better than Matias Urbano’s.
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HANG ON A MO — THESE TASCHES ARE TREMENDOUS
Seeing as it’s Movember, Sick Chirpse reckons it’s an apt time to pay tribute to the top five best mousers the beautiful game has ever seen.
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
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RYUJIRO UEDA: NEW LONGEST HEADED GOAL EVER!
Only a couple of month’s after Jone Samuelsen’s spectacular long range header, Ryujiro Ueda has managed to eclipse it.
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ABERDEEN VS RANGERS
Once billed as the fiercest fixture in Scotland has the Aberdeen vs Rangers encounter finally lost its edge?
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ROMANIAN FOOTBALL MATCH CALLED OFF AFTER FAN PUNCHES PLAYER
In a high tempered match between Petrolul Ploiesti and Steaua Bucharest, a fan whacks a player and a keeper is hit with a firework.
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STUART ‘PSYCHO’ PEARCE TAKES CHARGE OF TEAM GB, NO HOPE FOR ANYONE UP NORTH?
As Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce has been named as the new Team GB football manager, does that mean anyone up north faces less chance of being picked?
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MARCELLO MATRONE – CRAZIEST GOAL CELEBRATIONS EVER
Marcello Matrone is revolutionising the art of the goal celebration.
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PETR CECH PLAYS THE DRUMS
Not being content playing in between the sticks, Petr Cech has now picked up a pair and drummed with the Czech Republic’s most popular bands Eddie Stoilow.
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IS CARLOS TEVEZ THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL FOOTBALLER OF THE MODERN DAY ERA?
Gascoigne, Best, Collymore? Forget them all. Tevez is the king of trouble.
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GOAL OF THE SEASON CONTENDER
Eren Derdiyok sets himself up for a bicycle kick and scores it in style.
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REFEREE SLIDE TACKLES SERGIO CANALES
One of the highlights of Valencia’s match at the weekend was the referee performing a desperate slide tackle on attacker Sergio Canales.
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JONE SAMUELSON SCORES A HEADER FROM HIS OWN HALF
Jone Samuelson scores the longest header ever.
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THE MISS OF THE MILLENNIUM
Fernando Torres’ miss on Sunday is already being called the miss of the millennium. But was it actually? We check out a couple more…..
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PENALTY SHOOT OUTS – DO WE NEED THEM?
Penalty shoot outs are exciting for a neutral observer, but are they the right way to settle an evenly contested contest?
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JOE COLE IS STILL A SICKHEAD – AT FOOTBALL AND KARAOKE
Joe Cole has still got the skills to pay the bills – on the pitch and on the stage.
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THE PANENKA PENALTY – RECENT MISSES
Last week I showed you the top 10 Panenka penalties. Now here’s some of the worst.
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The Panenka Penalty – Top 10
I never knew it was called a Panenka Penalty. The ones where you chip it in and look really cool.
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FRIDAY FRIGHT NIGHT
Friday fright nights are coming to a stadium near you soon so be afraid, very afraid.
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Worst Penalty Ever
The worst penalty ever….Surprisingly it’s not one of John Terry’s or David Beckham’s.
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THE AMUSING TRANSFER WINDOW
If the transfer window was to be scrapped in favour of return to the old system we wouldn’t have been able to watch on from afar as Wenger scrapped around looking for ways to save his season.
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