Liverpool Release Completely Gross ‘Liverpool Stadium Shirt’
Whoever works in Liverpool’s merchandise department needs a slap in the face after they released this monstrosity.
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Emmanuel Adebayor Stars In Weird Energy Drink Advert
Emmanuel Adebayor starred in an advert for energy drink Power Horse a few years ago which is insanely bad and probably should have made Power Horse go bankrupt.
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Olivier Giroud Gives His Shirt To The Fans Too Early And Has To Ask For It Back
Arsenal sneaked their way out of what should have been an embarrassing loss, but Olivier Giroud thought that it was all over at 90 mins and gave his shirt to the fans, and then had to ask for it back like a numpty.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The Italian Jeremy Kyle
Cristiano Ronaldo obviously has a bunch of skills but I never would have assumed that family therapy was among them.
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Schoolboy Gets Pure Abuse From West Ham Fans
Don’t worry, we’re not promoting any type of bullying, just some good old BANTER between #LADS.
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Adam Chapman Plays On Despite Burnt Nipple
Oxford United midfielder, Alan Chapman, burns his nipple but plays through a full 90 minutes. What a hero.
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World’s Toughest Footballers – Italian Fight Club
Italian footballers have been criticised for diving willy nilly. Not these buggers though. They will destroy you given half a chance. Steer clear.
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Worst Corner Kick Ever
There are surely a lot of contenders for the worst corner kick ever, but this effort from Alessandro Diamanti really needs to be seen to be believed.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
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NEW SPORT: Bossaball = Football & Bouncy Castles
Volleyball, football, capoeira, trampolines and bouncy castles all in one sport. Fancy it?
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You Are Heskey’s Bitch – Emile Heskey’s Unbelievable Start To Life In Australia
If you had ever told me there would be such a thing as a Heskey Cam or that a crowd of people would be chanting ‘You are Heskey’s bitch’, I would tell you you were crazy. Oh, and he scored a bicycle kick too.
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Football Role Models: Joey Barton
We take a look at model professional footballer Joey Barton’s glittering career so far.
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Who’s The Bigger Twat: Adrian Chiles Or Mark Lawrenson?
Mark Lawrenson and Adrian Chiles are both twats that pollute our television screens but which one is the bigger twat. We take a closer look to find out.
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Dirty Dirty Leeds Fan Sparks Out Kirkland
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
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Three Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch England
England are shit and there’s no getting around it. Here are three things we’d rather do than watch another England match ever again.
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Brazil Under 13’s Football Match Descends Into Mass Riot
I’ve seen a bunch of brawls in football matches in my time, but none have been perpetrated by Under 13 teams and none have involved a bunch of flying kicks.
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Crazy Indonesians Play Football – With A Coconut That’s On Fire
These Indonesian broz are crazy. Not as crazy as Russian broz and Japanese hos but they come pretty close: they play football with a coconut that’s on fire.
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Evolution Of The Seal Dribble
Remember about six years ago when a video of some Brazilian kid called Kerlon doing the Seal Dribble went viral and nobody heard of him ever again? Well he’s re-emerged and you’ll never guess where.
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VIDEO: Drunk Belgian International Footballer Drives Porsche Into Petrol Station
If you’re an international footballer how do you celebrate a rare weekend off? If you’re Jonathan Leagar, you get on the sauce and crash your porsche into a petrol station clearly.
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Gary Lineker Forced To Apologise After Saying Muslim Players ‘Eat Grass’
Everyone loves Gary Lineker but he’s even better when he makes an on air racist gaffe and then has to apologise to an entire religion.
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The A To Z Of Fernando Torres
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
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VIDEO: Emile Heskey Appears On The Rod Hull And Emu Show
Back before he was the all action England powerhouse centre forward, Emile Heskey was a little kid who appeared on the Rod Hull and Emu show.
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Jimmy Bullard Hangs Up His Boots
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate some of his funniest moments.
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Fabrizio Miccoli Scores Incredible Long Range Goal – Unbelievable Tekkers
Fabrizio Miccoli was once on the brink of signing for Birmingham City. That seems kind of crazy when he seems to score unbelievable goals like this on a fairly regular basis.
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Snoop Lion Misses Open Goal – Twice
In order to promote FIFA ’13, Snoop Dogg/Lion was asked to show everyone his soccer skills. Unfortunately he completely sucked.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
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Dinamo Zagreb Defender Fined For Having Beer Before Match
A Croatian defender has been fined by his club for opening a cheeky can on the team bus before a match.
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French Honour Zinedine Zidane With Statue Of Infamous Headbutt On Marco Materazzi
How would you honour the greatest footballer your nation has ever produced? How about by erecting a statue of his worst ever moment in football?
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