Brian Wilson is some crappy league one defender playing for Oldham who has spent his whole career in the lower leagues and that probably explains why he can score an own goal as embarrassing as this one.
Amazingly LOLZ Own Goal Read More »
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing Read More »
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup Read More »
When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
Jamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account Read More »
Dude 1 tosses cigarette to dude 2. Dude 2 volleys cigarette back up to dude 1. Dude 1 catches cigarette in mouth. Initiate victory jig.
Unbelievable Cigarette Volley Into Mouth Read More »
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
Man Vs Food Vs Spurs Read More »
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger endures more misery as he drops his toast in the club canteen.
Things Go From Bad To Worse For Wenger As He Drops Toast Butter Side Down Read More »
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup Read More »
The Unique One pulled his latest stunt yesterday, before the kick-off of the Madrid derby. No other manager would think to do it, let alone have the bottle.
Jose Mourinho: Still Bossin’ Read More »
Who could it be? You’ll probably be disappointed but it’s still a pretty jokes picture.
Premier League Footballer Caught Wiping His Butt With £20 Notes Read More »
From sexy cars to arty sexy dusty cars. Basically a whole load of random crap about cars.
Sexy Cars/Arty Cars — Do You Really Know About Either? Read More »
This is described as ‘The perfect gift for any football fan. This unique and bespoke calendar features all our favourite managers in their very best poses.’ When you see some of these poses though you will absolutely lose it though because they’re all real lolz.
Best Xmas Present Ever: The Sexy Managers Calendar Read More »
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI? Read More »
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup Read More »
Everyone remembers that dumb video of Steve McLaren speaking English in a fake Dutch accent right? Well now an even dumber video has emerged of Joey Barton speaking English in a fake French accent. It’s really. dumb.
Joey Barton Develops Steve McLaren Esque Stupid French Accent In French Press Conference Read More »
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
The worst free kick in the history of football. Ever.
Worst Free Kick Ever Read More »
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Phillippe Mexes have both scored unbelievable bicycle kicks in the last couple of weeks, but how do they match up against the top ten bicycle kicks of all time?
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup Read More »
Since Chelsea formed in 2004 under Roman’s empire they have had 8 managers come and go. Here is what we would imagine Roman Abramovich’s proposal to the next manager would be.
The Roman Abramovich Guide To Being Chelsea Manager Read More »
There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
So I checked out Luiz Adriano’s twitter account and although there’s a lot of evidence that he is a complete twat, there’s also a bit that suggests there might be more to the controversial goal he scored last night than there at first seemed.
Luiz Adriano’s Twitter Account: Is He As Big A Twat As We First Thought? Read More »
Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
David Beckham To Leave LA Galaxy – But Where Is He Going? Read More »
The headline says it all but this is one of the most comedic and bizarre football clips I’ve ever seen. You gotta check it out.
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League – Week 11 Roundup Read More »
If you don’t know who Partridge is then you can get to fvck right now. Go and educate yourself and come back in a few hours.
Eat My Goal! Alan Partridge Commentates On England’s Defeat Read More »
It’s time for FIFA’s yearly rundown of the top 10 goals scored in 2012 for the prestigious Ferenc Puskas award. Messi and Falcao both feature, and of course there are some absolute bangers in there. But which one is your favourite?
The Ferenc Puskas Award – FIFA Nominate The Top 10 Goals Of 2012 Read More »
David Luiz suffers an awful prank that makes him think he killed a guy and is going to prison, but he does take it like a little bitch.
David Luiz Suffers A Terrible Prank Read More »
Edgar Davids graces Barnet with his presence and they stick him on the bench. Who do they think they are? He’s fuckin’ Edgar Davids!
“I’m F**kin’ Edgar Davids!” Read More »
Whoever came up with the idea for this sport is a genius/sadist. It’s basically indoor football but whenever you want to attack players on the other side you’re allowed to, so it’s basically indoor football crossed with UFC. It rules.
VIDEO: Bearcup – Football Crossed With UFC Read More »
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