After you’ve jut lost heavily on your return to your former club, the last thing you probably want is one of your teammates to make fun of you as you leave the field, but that’s exactly what Patrice Evra did to Dimitar Berbatov this weekend.
Patrice Evra Trolls Dimitar Berbatov Read More »
If you’re a Spurs fan worried that Gareth Bale might be off in the summer then fear not. The guys down at White Hart Lane’s youth academy have succeeded in cloning him.
Tottenham Succeed In Cloning Gareth Bale Read More »
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
Eden Hazard Sent Off For Booting Director Of Swansea’s Son In The Ribs During Match Read More »
Paulo Henrique is an up and coming goalkeeper who managed to do something i’ve never seen anyone do before and save four penalties in one match. That’s pretty badass.
Goalkeeper Saves Four Penalties In One Match Read More »
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot Read More »
If you’re gonna create awareness over pro-gun control issues then it’s probably not a good idea for a bunch of people to get shot on the National Gun Appreciation Day. America, you slay me (shoot me).
On Saturday It Was Gun Appreciation Day In America And Five People Got Shot At Gun Shows Read More »
This football celebration has got to be the weirdest football celebration I’ve ever witnessed. It’s done by the goalkeeper for a start, which is already kind of weird in itself because when does a goalkeeper ever perform a crazy goal celebration?
Stupidest Football Celebration Ever Read More »
While taking his regular call in show on Talk Spot yesterday, Stan Collymore received a call from a Chelsea fan who went by the name ‘Zane’. Zane proceeded to drop an absolute bomb on Stan live on air.
Chelsea Fan Drops Absolute Bomb On Stan Collymore Live On Radio Read More »
When Premiership footballers go bad…Michael Johnson was once an England all star youngster lighting up the Premiership – now he’s a fat 24 year-old coming to a kebab shop near you.
Who Ate All The Pies? Michael Johnson Apparently. Read More »
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
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Whoever sorts out the MLS fixture list is a joker because they’ve added a seriously pro marijuana listing and it’s really funny.
The MLS Is Stoned. Or At Least Pro-Marijuana. Read More »
Ryan Giggs is the only player who has featured in all 20 years of the Premier League and so he’s the only player to have a football sticker for every year. Check out each one of his football stickers right here.
20 Years Of Ryan Giggs In Merlin Football Stickers Read More »
There have been a lot of accusations of racism in football over the last couple of weeks so I’m surprised nobody has picked up on this faux pas and blown it out of proportion because I bet if anyone but Jeff Stelling had done it that would definitely have happened.
Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things on there. But who has the most followers? Who has received the biggest fines for their tweets? And more importantly, who follows who? This infographic literally has EVERYTHING you need to know about footballers on twitter.
Footballers On Twitter Infographic Read More »
Ruud Van Nistelrooy is the latest celebrity to be accused of racism as he dressed up as a black king to deliver presents to a children’s hospital in Spain. Pretty bizarre yeah, but racist?
Ruud Van Nistelrooy Blacks Up To Vist A Children’s Hospital Read More »
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
Top 20 Goals Of The Brasileirao 2012 Read More »
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
Kevin Prince Boateng Deals With Racial Abuse, Abandons Game Read More »
It’s only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism, El Hadji Diouf and the Daily Mail, Is there a more deadly combination?
Little Kid Dresses Up As El Hadji Diouf And Is Branded A Racist Read More »
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer Read More »
You’re probably hungover and in no state to move right now so why not enjoy the top 100 goals of the year 2012.
Top 100 Goals Of 2012 Read More »
Even the elder statesman of football himself has gotten all wrapped up in the internet craze that is taking over the world.
Sir Alex Ferguson Does Gangnam Style Read More »
Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out I wasn’t the only person who absolutely loved it though. Check out some of the best (and worst) reaction here.
Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction Read More »
It’s not often i say this but this is an absolutely incredible goal and I have never, ever, ever seen anyone do anything even remotely like it. Step forward the original Falcao and check out his spinning backheel freekick lob and be amazed.
Goal Of The Century Contender – Spinning Backheel Freekick Lob Read More »
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience Read More »
If one footballer was going to make a Christmas song, it probably wasn’t going to be Karim Benzema as he’s an openly practicing Muslim. But he sure did make a cracking Christmas song and video right here with a little help from his friends at Real Madrid.
The Karim Benzema Christmas Song Read More »
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 17 Roundup Read More »
Did Jack Wilshere pop a boner after he was kicked in the balls in the Arsenal Reading match last night? The video evidence would suggest that he did.
Jack Wilshere Gets Kicked In The Balls And Subsequently Gets Pretty Excited Read More »
On the couple of times I actually used Chat Roulette I always thought it would be cool if I got paired with someone famous. Unfortunately I usually got paired with a bunch of erect dicks. These lads managed to get linked to the real Ronaldo though which is just crazy.
Group Of Irish Lads Meet The Real Ronaldo On Chatroulette Read More »
You probably heard that Lionel Messi broke the record for the most number of goals In one calendar year on Sunday. You probably haven’t seen all 86 of them though so here you go.
All Of Lionel Messi’s Record 86 Goals In One Year In One Video Read More »
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup Read More »
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