Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
Where On Earth Is Neville Southall? Read More »
The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
Paolo Di Canio’s Trying To Ban The Press From Sunderland Read More »
Corner kicks are an art form, but it’s hard to get them right when somebody decides to put the equivalent of a lake on the corner flag.
Worst Conditions For A Corner Kick Ever Read More »
There’s obviously absolutely nothing funny about a woman getting raped but it is kind of funny that the chief suspect in the case is the father of Gary and Phil Neville, the one and only Neville Neville.
Neville Neville – Father Of Gary And Phil – Arrested Over Alleged Sexual Assault Charge Read More »
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup Read More »
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
Famous People Are Stupid Too Read More »
Say hello to football’s latest pitch invader – The Blackburn Chicken.
Chicken Invades Blackburn Game, Again Read More »
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History? Read More »
I’m convinced that these two are actually the same person and you will be too after you’ve watched this video.
Larry David Is Carlos Bianchi Read More »
It’s always great when football matches are invaded, but it’s even better when a match is invaded by a weasel-like creature who bites a player.
Weasel Invades Swiss Football Match, Bites Player Read More »
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup Read More »
Twitter finally went out of control today, when a troll pissed off boxer Curtis Woodhouse so much that he decided to track him down and sort him out in real life. He live tweeted it the process too, obviously.
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup Read More »
The MLS has long been considered a joke of a football league, but more and more old pros seem to turn up in it thinking they can walk it bu then getting their asses kicks.
Mikael Silvestre Has An Absolute Nightmare On His MLS Debut Read More »
Sepaktakraw is a crazy sport from Indonesia which is best described as a version of football volleyball that encourages you to hit a bicycle kick every point. It’s pretty out of control crazy.
Subbuteo used to be cool back in the 80’s when there was no such thing as video games then it kinda died out. But apparently there’s a whole subculture of nerds holding Subbuteo tournaments all over Europe, and a new photobook has painstakingly documented this obsession.
In The Box – Subbuteo Photography Book Read More »
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup Read More »
Arsene Wenger has always had a slightly dubious relationship with the media but he really threw all his toys out of the pram at a press conference today.
Arsene Wenger Has A Meltdown In A Press Conference Read More »
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup Read More »
Harry Redknapp had to defend his decision to sell Scott Canham and keep Frank Lampard back in 1996, when a loud-mouth fan questions his judgement and managerial abilities. What an idiot.
1996: West Ham Fan Tells Harry Redknapp That Scott Canham Is Better Than Frank Lampard Read More »
Jeff Stelling preys on the naivety of Soccer Saturday viewers by jumping on the Gareth Bale bandwagon and claiming he is better than Cristiano Ronaldo. We take a look at that audacious claim and ultimately destroy it.
Unbelievable Jeff! Stelling Has A Shocker Read More »
Well, when you’re travelling to Young Boys’ ground and it’s called the Wankdorf Stadium it would probably be rude not to, right?
I wish I was as good as this kid is at football now, let alone when I was 9 years old.
9 Year Old Patrik Jakubik Is Completely Sick At Football Read More »
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup Read More »
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
The Unsung Heroes: The Best Saves Of 2012 Read More »
Rabona goals are dope but I haven’t ever seen anyone have the balls to step up and take a rabona penalty ever. This Finnish dude did though and absolutely nailed it.
Some Finnish Dude Scored A Rabona Penalty Read More »
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
The UK’s Funniest Prank Read More »
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
Is This The Stupidest Free Kick Ever? Read More »
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
Paul Scholes’ Car Is Stolen As He Leaves It Running While It’s De-Icing Read More »
The African Nations cup is definitely the dumbest of all the international tournaments and it’s moments like this that you really only ever see in it.
Algerian Player Breaks The Goal In Algeria V Togo Read More »
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