This has got to be a new world record for stupidity as Alvaro Domniguez gives away two penalties for handball in 40 seconds of game time.
Alvaro Dominguez Gives Away Two Penalties For Handball In 40 Seconds Read More »
Life-long Macclesfield Town F.C fan and successful businessman James Gorfin shelled out £10,000 to play for the team he supports. Unfortunately for James, he got injured after ten minutes.
Businessman Pays £10,000 To Play For Macclesfield Town F.C. Read More »
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Competition is back for the 2013/14 season. Click and find out how you can win goody bags and money in exchange for football knowledge – courtesy of Sick Chirpse.
Guess What? Football’s Back. Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League 2013/2014 Competition Read More »
Sky News made a major faux pas yesterday when they were discussing the first lab grown burger but instead decided to show a video of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney Mistaken For First Lab Grown Burger Read More »
I didn’t really think Pirlo and Balotelli would be the best of friends but apparently they like to hang out in some weird gallery and listen to each other play piano.
Mario Balotelli Plays Italian National Anthem On Piano For Andrea Pirlo Read More »
Jason Sudeikis stars in a skit about an American football coach who becomes the head coach of Tottenaham Hotspur and it’s actually surprisingly pretty funny.
US Football Coach Attempts To Coach An English Footy Team Read More »
With the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League set to kick off soon, you’re probably struggling to pick your teams – check out this infographic so you know which teams have the most new players and who you need to investigate for the coming season.
Club By Club Infographic Shows Transfer Activity This Summer Read More »
Players giving each other blow jobs, gigantic mascots squashing players, ridiculous deflections and a Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi fist fight – it’s all here in this compilation.
The Best FIFA ’13 Glitches/Fails Read More »
It’s probably not the best idea to describe a football team or your own commentators as a bunch of paedophiles in your subtitles.
ESPN In Biggest Subtitle Fail Ever Read More »
Nile Ranger is probably one of the dumbest/craziest footballers (ex-footballers?) ever and he’s proved it once again by getting his surname tattooed on his head.
Dumbest Footballer Ever Nile Ranger Gets His Name Tattooed On His Face Read More »
A wayward free kick from Ronaldo left this kid with his wrist broken in two places.
Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks 11-Year-Old’s Wrist With Free Kick Read More »
Rangers players thought they were in for a routine training session today, even though it was during a thunderstorm. That was until they almost got struck by lightning.
Rangers Players Almost Struck By Lightning At Training Ground Read More »
Eric Cantona tries his hand at rugby and pulls off epic trick shot – the man still has it.
Eric Cantona Pulls Off Tekkers Rugby Trick Shot Read More »
If you’re a young footballer you’ve got the world at your feet, so why do these two guys feel the need to get two of the worst hairstyles in history?
Footballers Raheem Sterling And Giovanni Simeone Get Awful Hairstyles Read More »
Portsmouth fans managed to his a Portsmouth shirt and scarf inside the walls of Southampton’s new training ground.
Portsmouth Fans Troll Southampton Fans Read More »
Four teams from the Nigerian League have been suspended after allegations of match-fixing following their involvement in matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0.
Teams Suspended From Nigerian League After Match-Fixing “Allegation” Read More »
Qatar have announced their outrageous plans for the 2022 FIFA World Cup and it looks set to be the best or worst World Cup ever.
Money Makes the World (Cup) Go Round†Read More »
It’s not really a surprise when a Premiership star gets trolled on Twitter these days, but with Rio Ferdinand there’s obviously a lot of ammo so the trolling actually turned out to be pretty hilarious.
#AskRio Q & A Session Predictably Trolled Massively Read More »
I’ve always felt that Danny Welbeck is overrated because quite frankly he’s complete turd, but this video finally proves it 100%.
Danny Welbeck Outrageous Skill Fail Read More »
Patrik Jakubik is the 9 year old kid who is completely sick at football who we feature regularly on Sick Chirpse. Here’s his latest skills video, and he’s even better than before.
New Patrik Jakubik Skills Video Read More »
John Terry’s dad got found guilty of racism last night and it hasn’t taken long for people to star trolling him with Anton Ferdinand coming up with the best one by far.
Anton Ferdinand Trolls John Terry’s Dad Read More »
if you’re a nobody from Northwestern University, how do you upstage Lionel Messi and Thierry Henry in a charity match? By scoring one of the sweetest bicycle kicks ever.
Amateur Footballer Schools The World’s Best Players Read More »
Since he announced his retirement from football, the tributes have been flowing in for former England captain David Beckham, but this is definitely the best one yet.
David Beckham’s Career – In Lego Read More »
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
World’s Fastest Man Usain Bolt To Play For Manchester United Read More »
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos Read More »
In England, if the referee makes a bad call we call him a wanker. In Brazil, the referee stabs a player and then gets decapitated by the fans. Tomato, tomato.
Brazilian Football Fans Decapitate Referee After He Stabs Player Read More »
It’s been seven years since Peter Crouch was wowing us with his dumb robot dance celebration but he’s finally brought it back – on the dancefloors of Ibiza.
Peter Crouch Brings Back The Robot Dance In Ibiza Read More »
I’ve seen some pretty unjust red cards in my time watching football but this is probably one of the worst of the lot.
Chinese Player Sent Off For Dragging Injury Faker Off The Pitch Read More »
Ronaldinho is one of the most famous famous faces in the world, so out of all the products he could promote why has he chosen to start his own condom brand called ‘Sex Free?’
Ronaldinho Launches His Own Condom Brand In Brazil Read More »
In the mid 00’s Adriano was one of the most feared men in world football. Now he’s only 31 but he’s so fat he can’t even pass a medical.
Fatass Adriano Fails Medical At Internacional Read More »
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