Robert Lewandowski isn’t exactly a household name in America but that doesn’t stop someone dressing up as him and totally nailing it with loads of girls over there.
Dude Pretends To Be Robert Lewandowski In America To Pick Up Girls Read More »
A man who put a £50 bet down on his 18-month-old grandson playing football for Wales one day has just cashed in £125,000.
Man Bets £50 On His 18-Month-Old Grandson Playing Football For Wales, Cashes In £125,000 Read More »
What’s the best way to get over those wedding nerves when you’re waiting for your bride to be to arrive? Apparently to grab a football and walk up the aisle doing some completely sick skills.
Groom Walks Down The Aisle Doing Epic Freestyle Football Skills Read More »
David Moyes hasn’t had a particularly great start as Manchester United boss… here’s some more guys who got jobs that were quite evidently too big for them.
A taekwondo goal is one where you do an outrageous flick or something equivalent to get it into the back of the net. Turns out Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored more than most.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic – Top Ten Taekwondo Goals Read More »
A cafe in Paris has started serving a massive burger named after their hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic – check it out here.
Introducing The Zlatan Ibrahimovic Burger Read More »
One of the more puzzling aspects of Manchester United’s season is how they’ve pretty much ignored young hotshot Wilfried Zaha, despite their other wide players being crap. Could this be the reason for his non appearances?
Wilfried Zaha Dropped For Being Caught In Bed With David Moyes Daughter Read More »
Over in Sweden, police have come up with a novel way to control football violence on derby day.
Swedish Police Control Escalator Speed To Stop Rioting Football Fans Read More »
Thierry Henry’s recent nonchalant goal celebration for the New York Red Bulls has started a new online trend – Henrying.
Thierry Henry’s Goal Celebration Starts Online Meme/Trend: Henrying Read More »
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker Read More »
Ahead of the Manchester derby on Sunday, Usain Bolt agreed to take Sergio Aguero for a training session in order to make him faster – but all was not quite what it seemed.
Usain Bolt Trains Sergio Aguero To Get Faster Read More »
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
It’s not often you score straight from the kick off in a football match, but this team have invented a new tactic that means you’ll probably score straight from EVERY kick off.
Best Kick Off Ever Leads To 7 Second Goal Read More »
How were the world’s most expensive player and the world’s former most expensive player going to get on in their first training session? Not that well it would seem.
Ronaldo Takes Out Bale At Real Madrid Training, Bale Nutmegs Him Read More »
Check out this truly shocking tackle from New Zealander Ben Sigmund.
Two Footed Horror Tackle Read More »
A Brazilian football team’s masseur steps into an empty goal and denies a clear goal. He’s then chased by the opposition as he flees for his life.
Brazilian Football Team’s Masseur Stops Goal, Runs Away To Safety Read More »
I don’t know where this is or why it happened, but I do know that it’s completely awesome and you need to see it.
Dog Scores Far Post Header Read More »
Saying an own goal is the dumbest ever is a bold statement, but the amount of screw ups in this video before it hits the net definitely makes it a contender.
Dumbest Own Goal In History Read More »
Everyone was doubting Wayne Rooney’s commitment when he pulled out of the England squad due to a head injury over the weekend. It turns out we definitely shouldn’t have been doing that.
Wayne Rooney Posts Pictures Of His Completely Messed Up Head Injury Read More »
To celebrate the biggest signing of transfer deadline day, here are a bunch of pictures of famous women photoshopped with Mesut Ozil’s eyes.
This van driver saw his chance for some free advertising on transfer deadline day and took it.
Opportunistic Van Driver Gets Brilliant Free Advertising During Transfer Deadline Day Read More »
Most Manchester United fans were pretty pissed off about their loss to Liverpool, but Usain Bolt decided to actually do something about it.
Usain Bolt Uploads Video Telling David Moyes To Buy Players Read More »
Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don’t know what they’re doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League. Brap.
Here’s something you don’t see every day when you watch a football match.
Paraguayan Footballer Flying Kicks Referee In The Face Read More »
You haven’t really ever seen a goal until you’ve seen it from the most perfect angle possible. Luckily for us, someone caught Paul Pogba’s Juventus wondergoal from said angle.
Fan Captures Paul Pogba Wondergoal From The Perfect Angle Read More »
I thought that World In Motion was a relic of the 90’s and we would never see John Barnes behind the mic again, but he returned for a brief rap during a karaoke session at Mark Wright’s 50th birthday party.
John Barnes Raps World In Motion In Karaoke Live On Stage Read More »
Even when you’re the best player in the world you still screw up sometimes.
Cristiano Ronaldo Bicycle Kicks Himself In The Face Read More »
The Belgium V France 0-0 draw on Wednesday won’t be remembered for the great football played in it, but it will be remembered for giving us the most ridiculous photograph in the history of football.
Most Ridiculous Football Picture Ever Read More »
The best thing about football away days is the partying before and after the actual match and boy did those Scots have a good time in Trafalgar Square today.
Scotland Fans Took Over Trafalgar Square And Filled The Fountains With Fairy Liquid Read More »
This ballsy American fan ran onto the pitch during Real Madrid/Inter Milan and took a couple of selfies with the players.
American Fan Runs Onto Pitch And Takes Selfies With Kaka & Ramos Read More »
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