Nicklas Bendtner Arrested For Damaging Swimming Pool
Nicklas Bendtner is in trouble again for his off pitch behaviour.
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Carlton Cole Absolutely Schools Twitter Troll
People have often wondered just what the point of Carlton Cole is, well with this ruthless putdown of a Twitter troll he’s justified his whole existence in less than 140 characters.
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French Weather Girl Does Weather Forecast Naked After France Qualify For World Cup
It looked like a safe bet to make with France trailing 2-0 to Ukraine after their first leg World Cup playoff, but would Doria Tiller go through with reading the weather forecast naked after France made it to the World Cup?
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VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo Tells Swedish Journalist To F*ck Off
Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t mince his words when the Swedish media tried to interview him on Tuesday night.
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Portuguese Commentary On Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hat Trick Is Absolutely Mental
It’s well known that foreign commentators are a lot more crazy than English ones, but this guy really takes it to the next level following Ronaldo sealing qualification for the Portuguese last night.
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Swedish Radio Station Trolls Portugal Football Team With Early Morning Karaoke
What’s the best way to gain an advantage in an important football match? Set up a karaoke singer outside your opponents’ hotel at 7:15am.
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Football Accumulator Tips For Tonight’s Games
Want a free bet? Like free money? Come and join Sick Chirpse in a light bit of bookie bashing with our first football accumulator set of tips.
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Qatar 2022 Football Stadium Resembles A Vagina
The design for the first stadium for Qatar 2022 has just been released and the internet’s first thought is that it resembles a vagina. What do you all think?
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Theo Walcott Completely Disses Robin Van Persie In Book Extract
In his autobiography, there’s a part where Theo Walcott completely rips the shit out of Robin Van Persie and it completely rules.
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Newcastle Centre Half Steven Taylor Posts Racist Tweet Directed At Teammates
When will footballers learn to not be stupid and to not post racist remarks on Twitter? Hopefully never.
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Arsenal Fan Loses House In Bet Against Friend Who Bet His Wife And Car
An Arsenal fan in Africa has lost his house after betting his mate that the Gooners would beat Manchester United last Sunday.
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Ferenc Puskas Award 2013 – Top Ten Goals Of The Year
Check out the top 10 goals of the calendar year that have been nominated by FIFA for the prestigious Ferenc Puskas Award.
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Top 5 Ridiculous Red Cards In Football, Ever
These are some of the most bizarre and weird reasons people have been booked or sent off during a football match ever.
Spurs Fan Trolls Arsene Wenger In Hilarious Photograph
A Spurs fan had a chance encounter with Arsene Wenger and couldn’t resist the chance to troll him massively with this photograph.
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VIDEO: Joey Barton Claims He Will Be A ‘Top, Top Manager’
Joey Barton has said a lot of crap during his time as a player but this is probably his most outlandish statement yet.
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Beheaded Brazilian Footballer May Have Posted Picture Of His Killers On Facebook
A possible motive has emerged for the horrendous decapitation of a former Brazilian footballer that occurred on Monday night.
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Argentinian Kid Looks Exactly Like Mesut Ozil
I never thought anyone in the world could look like Mesut Ozil – he’s just so weird looking – but this kid from Argentina is the spitting image of him.
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Sexy Footballers/Managers 2014 Calendar
We’re pleased to say that the Sexy Football Calendar is back for 2014 with more hilarious cartoons of your favourite football personalities.
Kyle Walker Scares Spurs Teammates Shitless With Halloween Prank
Most of the Spurs players are pussies if this spooky Halloween prank played on them by Kyle Walker is anything to go by.
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Brazilian Footballer Beheaded – Head Left On Family’s Doorstep
In a seemingly unmotivated attack, a Brazilian footballer has been decapitated and his head left at his family’s door. His body is yet to be found.
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Sam Allardyce Laughs In The Face Of Chico Flores
Perhaps the best way to deal with dirty divers and simulation in the modern game is to just laugh in the face of people who are faking it. Seems to have worked for Big Sam.
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Zlatan Ibrahimvoic’s Greatest Quotes
Zlatan Ibrahimvoic is a complete sickhead and always says what he means and can usually back it up too. Here are some of his best quotes.
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Football Referee Punches Player In Face, Then Red Cards Him
Referees in the Kuwaiti Premier League don’t mess around – here’s one punching a player in the face before showing him a red card. Boss.
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French Model Really Wants Zlatan Ibrahimovic To Win FIFA’s Ballon d’Or (NSFW)
French model Virginie Caprice has kicked off a campaign for Zlatan Ibrahimovic to win FIFA’s 2013-14 Ballon d’Or. Check out the snaps she’s released in support and tell us – do you agree with her pick?
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Harry Redknapp’s Twitter Q&A Predictably Trolled
Whoever at QPR thought it was a good idea for Harry Redknapp to do a Twitter Q & A session is obviously a complete moron.
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Micah Richards Pranks Manchester City Staff
Micah Richards may be the forgotten man of football but he’s still a complete lad and he proves it in this video.
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Jon Snow Completely Grills And Rinses Sir Alex Ferguson
Jon Snow completely rips apart Alex Ferguson in this interview and makes him look completely vulnerable touching on subjects he would never have discussed during his time as Manchester United manager.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Might Want To Get Someone To Write His Tweets For Him
Cristiano Ronaldo might want to get someone to help him with his Tweets after this clanger he just dropped.
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Female Irish Player Scores Goal Of The Season Contender
I never thought I would write a headline anything like that one up there, but this goal really does justify it.
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