DEAD FISH, BIRDS & CRABS: IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD?
2011 is set to be a record year for unexplained animal deaths, that’s if we make it to 2012…
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40,000 DEAD CRABS WASHED UP ON ENGLISH BEACHES!
Dead crabs, starfish, lobsters, sponges and anemones, whatever they are….
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VENKYS — WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?
We know that Venky’s bought Blackburn and are acting like clowns, but who exactly are Venky’s?
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OKLAHOMA CAFA?ai??i??
Oklahoma is a quirky cafA?Ai?? in a gift shop with some unusual surprises…
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JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW GIRLFRIEND RECEIVES DEATH THREATS
OMG! @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i’m gonna kill ya
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WIKILEAKS UNCOVERS GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO KILL BEES!
Not just uncovering political controversy…..
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10 WORST PREMIERSHIP SIGNINGS OF THE SEASON (SO FAR)
Why did Gerard Houllier think it was a good idea to sign Robert Pires?
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MILEY CYRUS BONG FOR SALE?
So what actually happened to the bong!?
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BOTTOMS UP BEER DISPENSER!
Amazing new gravity defying product allows you to get 44 pints in a minute!! LADS!
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ENGLAND WIN THE ASHES, WOLVERINE V SHANE WARNE IN A CRICKET MATCH
One of them gets hit in the nuts with a cricket ball!
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PARAMORE INTERNET BLOG WAR!
OMG! Band members leave and release a dumb statement about major labels/religion!!
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SICK CHIRPSE BAND REC: COSMO JARVIS
The freshest new artist of the 21st Century.
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MANCHESTER CHRISTMAS MARKETS
A trip to the Manchester Christmas Markets is a must for any food lover.
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PARIS WHEN IT SWINDLES
Slatz takes you through his adventures in Paris, encountering beggars, dodgy tour guides, twilight cruises and a role in a film.
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TOP 5 DUMB NAME CHANGES!
Like Captain Awesome isn’t stupid enough….
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FACEBOOK USERS JUST WANT TO HANG OUT!
2010 Top Ten Facebook statuses reveal users just want to hang out. Maybe they should get off Facebook then?!
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IRISH PLAYER INCLUDED IN GOAL OF THE YEAR SHORTLIST
Lionel Messi. Samir Nasri. Arjen Robben. Matty Burrows.
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EBOUE: FUNNIER THAN THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS
‘For a moment I was in a big panic but then I saw him and I thought, oh it’s only Eboué’
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WORST GUITAR TAB EVER
Everyone knows guitar tabs are hardly ever correct but you could at least try a bit harder when giving a video guitar lesson….l
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SOME LOSER CHANGES HIS NAME TO CAPTAIN AWESOME…
He got a brand new signature too!
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MILEY CYRUS CAUGHT RIPPING A BONG!
My kind of party in the USA!
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MICHAEL JACKSON RELEASES NEW ALBUM 18 MONTHS AFTER HIS DEATH
Michael Jackson again defies reality by releasing an album of new songs 18 months after his death
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DAVID LYNCH TAKES PART IN LIVE TWITTER INTERVIEW!
Weirdo film director David Lynch took part in a live interview on twitter earlier. I only picked up the answers though….
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MAN PULLED OUT OF THE WAY OF METRO TRAIN AT LAST SECOND!
Wow! This is like some kind of Jean Claude Van Damme action movie! But in real life! Whoa!
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STUDENTS DO PAY TAX. SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE….SHOULD.
Students pay taxes. Don’t you forget it. The ‘students are tax dodgers’ is the most ill-informed, overused anti-student quip there is. Get a new one.
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CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK AVATAR TO STOP CHILD ABUSE
This weekend Facebook users (re: everyone) were encouraged to change their avatars to cartoon characters to stamp out child abuse. Of course!
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TEQUILA – THE UNOPENED FILE
Sick Chirpse’s new mexican correspondent Joaquin reporting from Guadalajara, Mexico delves into myths, misconceptions and the history surrounding tequila in his first article.
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STREAM THE NEW GIRL TALK RECORD!
GIRL TALK IS FUCKING SICK. WE ARE STREAMING HIS NEW RECORD. IT’S FUCKING SICK. SICK CHIRPSE.
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