Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia Read More »
A one trillion dollar coin sounds like something out of a science fiction novel but the US government are giving some serious thought to making one to offset the effects of their current debt ceiling.
The United States Are Thinking About Making A One Trillion Dollar Coin Read More »
Zorbs are so cool right? You just get in them and float around or run down hills or whatever and it’s a lot of fun. Unless you die that is.
Russian Zorbing Accident Leaves One Dead And One Injured Read More »
Quentin Tarantino might be one of the greatest directors of our generation, but like any great director he’s pretty eccentric. Watch him have a total meltdown in this recent interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy – ‘I’m gonna shut your butt down.’
Quentin Tarantino Has A Meltdown When Interviewed By Krishnan Guru-Murthy Read More »
It looks like you could be seeing a lot more of Vladimir Franz in the future, if as predicted he takes 11% from the Czech elections over the weekend. Here’s the lowdown on the tattooed enigma taking the political world by storm.
Uni Professor Covered In Tattoos Takes Czech Election By Storm Read More »
It has just been announced that Americans will celebrate National Gun Appreciation Day on January 19th which is probably the dumbest and grossest holiday that has ever been celebrated, especially considering recent events. We take a closer look at it and tell you just how dumb it is.
America Reaches A New Low – First Annual ‘National Gun Appreciation Day’ Scheduled Read More »
A redneck started a petition to deport Piers Morgan for his comments on guns. So Piers invited him onto his show to have a ‘debate’, which just descended into a shouting match between a smarmy bellend and an enraged crazy person.
Official Petition To Have Piers Morgan Deported From The US Read More »
That headline kinda means I don’t even need a blurb to follow it up but if you need any more convincing then the phone call is genuinely a real hoot.
911 Call Of A Pastor Who Was Gagged And Stuck In A Pair Of Handcuffs Read More »
KFC is known for being finger lickin’ good, but when your meal consists of chicken brains it probably isn’t quite the same.
Kentucky Fried Brain? Guy Finds Chicken Brain In His KFC Meal Read More »
The pictures that one man lost his life trying to obtain have finally been released. Justin Bieber is at a party smoking a blunt.
Justin Bieber Is A Stoner Read More »
My stupid friend went swimming off the English coast every day of December. Yeah I know, daft. But it was all for an awesome cause.
Fiona Sally Miller – Winter Swimming For A Good Cause Read More »
Norfolk Police are still on the hunt for two Oompa Loompas that attacked a man as he left a kebab shop in Norwich on the night of Wednesday 27th December. If you have any information, please come forward.
Man Attacked By Oompa Loompas Read More »
You might feel sorry for this girl and her terrible tattoo of Marilyn Monroe, but when you consider the guy who gave her the tattoo and his previous body of work you will probably just think she is a complete idiot instead.
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
Kevin Prince Boateng Deals With Racial Abuse, Abandons Game Read More »
Nobody likes a photobomber but it’s probably even worse when some random dude accidentally ruins your perfect New Year’s Eve picture just because he’s so starstruck. Especially if you’re Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
Random Dude Ruins Kanye West And Kim Kardashian’s Perfect New Year’s Eve Picture Read More »
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.
Christmas Day UFO Sighting Read More »
It’s only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism, El Hadji Diouf and the Daily Mail, Is there a more deadly combination?
Little Kid Dresses Up As El Hadji Diouf And Is Branded A Racist Read More »
If your club doesn’t want to give you a two year contract or £200,000 a week – what do you do? You ride your contract out and leave for nothing. Here are the footballers who can go on free transfers come June.
The Bosman Contract XI – Who Is Going For Nothing In The Summer Read More »
Krampus is Father Christmas’ terrifying enforcer. You better have been good this year… I bet you haven’t though, so look out.
Father Christmas’ Evil Sidekick – Krampus Read More »
Everyone remembers MySpace Tom because he was everyone’s number one friend on Myspace back in the day. I don’t know where he’s been, but he’s back and he’s on twitter. And he’s kind of a jerk.
Remember Tom From MySpace? Well He’s On Twitter Now And He’s Kind Of A Jerk Read More »
I can’t believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram’s monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.
Butthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip Read More »
So there’s this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it’s a fake? Who gives a shit… maybe we’re all computer simulations anyway?
Toddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake? Read More »
I’d never wondered what the Japanese ate for Christmas dinner, I didn’t even know they bothered. But they do bother, and it’s not what I would have guessed.
What Do People In Japan Have For Christmas Dinner? – KFC Read More »
Gangnam Style claimed the life of Eamonn Kilbride a few days ago. It is no longer the marker, or the messenger. It’s the killer itself.
Gangnam Style Has Already Claimed Its First Life Read More »
American Apparel is kind of known for its sexually charged advertising campaigns, so they must have really crossed the line on their new advert to get it banned right?
New American Apparel Advert Banned In The UK Read More »
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won’t) and the end of days is truley upon us (which it isn’t) – where can we escape to?
Where’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st? Read More »
In a move that probably will signal the end of the world, Paul McCartney is actually replacing Kurt Cobain at a Nirvana reunion tonight.
Paul McCartney To Replace Kurt Cobain In Nirvana Reunion Read More »
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing Read More »
I wrote a post last month about cannibalism being on the rise. Looks like I was right. For once.
Siberian Cannibals – Fishermen Trapped In Sub Zero Temperatures Read More »
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape Read More »
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