According to a depressing turn of events earlier this week, the best live band in the country has a collective age of 245. It gets worse.
The NME’s Awards Bash Was About As Alternative As A Cabbage Read More »
Canadians have close to no problems; so much so that in the Houses Of Parliament they discuss the possibility of a ZOMBIE INVASION. They have ticked every thing off their list and all that’s left is zombies.
Canadian Politicians Discuss Zombie Invasion Read More »
Almost 100 years after the original Titanic sank, an Australian billionaire has revealed plans to build an exact replica called Titanic II and sail it from Southampton to New York. But will it meet the same fate? And a better question, why the hell is he even bothering to do this?
Australian Billionaire Decides To Build Titanic II Read More »
It seems that Seth MacFarlane really rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with a bunch of his childish and sexist jokes at this year’s Oscars ceremony but really everyone just needs to get a grip and stop getting so angry about it. Here’s why.
Bring Me The Head Of Seth MacFarlane Read More »
You may think you’re hard done by because you got tricked into eating something really similar to what you thought you were eating, but this guy has it worse.
Forget Horse – This Guy Found A Whole Bird In His Tesco Salad Read More »
Celebrities are notorious for getting some of the shittest tattoos in history. Cheryl Cole has just joined the club with her worst tattoo ever.
Cheryl Cole Gets A Terrible New Tattoo Read More »
I’ve only done acid once but I definitely didn’t want to jump out of the nearest window or act out a scene from Monty Python. Fortunately for us, that’s exactly what Ben Fogle did so now we can all laugh at him about it.
Ben Fogle Took Acid And Tripped His Balls Off Read More »
The CPS are responsible for making sure that bad guys go to jail. A witness to a recent crime was asked to provide a written statement, only problem being that the witness was a dog. But that wasn’t going to stop the CPS.
Crown Prosecution Service Demands Written Witness Statement From Dog, Dog Obliges Read More »
Civil Unrest has broken out in Germany in the form of a ‘reality-game’ called Camover. People are smashing shit all over the place.
Camover: The Fight Against Surveillance Read More »
Thrill seeking teen dies at an ayahuasca retreat, and is secretly buried by a shaman.
Peruvian Shaman Hides US Teen After He Dies Taking Ayahuasca Read More »
I don’t think I’ve been disturbed by plasticine before?…… This video craftily mixes Morph and Cannibal Corpse, to brutal effect.
Kill The Noise – Disturbing Plasticine Violence Read More »
They hated fun so much, that some of them took it upon themselves to break into the homes of their funkier Amish brothers and forcibly cut their hair and beards, in a series of bizarre attacks in 2010.
Mr Mullet Gets 15 Years In Prison For Beard Cutting Attacks Read More »
If you told me that I’d wake up today to news that a huge meteorite had slammed into Russia and there were a bunch of awesome videos of it, I would probably have said you were crazy. But it happened.
Meteor Slams Into Russia Read More »
This week a couple of Georgian politicians had a scrap on national TV. To celebrate we’ve hand picked a selection of the best politician fights on planet earth.
Oscar Pistorius redefines the concept behind Valentine’s Day by shooting his girlfriend in the head.
Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend Dead Read More »
Another band has reunited for a series of gigs and even a new album. However this time there are two incarnations of Black Flag reforming, but why? No Henry Rollins in sight either.
Black Flag New Album And Reunion – Why? Read More »
AKB48 are an all girl Japanese pop band. One member shaved her head out of shame recently. Only in Japan.
88 Piece Girl Band Member Shaves Her Head Read More »
It’s Pancake Day 2013 and the streets are running wild. Savoury or sweet? Oh Darling, it’s all about the savoury.
It’s Pancake Day And Savoury Is The Way Forward Read More »
Charlie Brooker takes us through the Looking-Glass once again with Black Mirror and cynicizes the weeks events with Weekly Wipe.
Charlie Brooker Through The Looking-Glass Read More »
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
The Pope Has Left The Building Read More »
North Korea. Everyone who lives there will tell you it is indeed the greatest place on earth. It’s basically a giant Disneyland theme park, that you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so exclusive that few people, if any, are allowed tickets to go there.
North Korea: Where Dreams Come True Read More »
Sick Chirpse flies its flag at half mast as it pays homage to Troggs singer Reg Presley, who was great at writing catchy songs, investigating UFOs, and swearing at his bandmates.
Farewell To Music Legend/Crop Circle Enthusiast/Sweary Person Reg Presley Read More »
What would you do if you bumped into Bill Murray while running from a crime scene? What any normal person would do, and what this one bank robber did in Tokyo, Japan last week. You stop and tell him how much you love him.
Bill Murray Stops Bank Robber Read More »
Google Street View has picked up some amazing images over the years but I don’t think it has got one of two people getting it on in the changing room of a skate store yet so this is pretty unprecedented stuff.
Google Street View Catches A Couple Banging In A Dressing Room (SFW) Read More »
A hitchiker tells us how he brutally killed a 300lb mental rapist/murderer who thought he was Jesus with a hatchet in one of the best televised interviews in history.
Hatchet Wielding Hippy Hero Saves Town From 300lb Psychopathic ‘Jesus’ Read More »
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
Knife Wielding Man Tasered Outside Buckingham Palace Read More »
So this guy tattoos a couple of young girl’s faces and gets a bad name. People can do what they like – yes. But should they be doing this? No.
This guy – Ruslan – has done a couple of big facial tattoos on young girls recently. Not a nice man if you ask me. Guess what? It happened in Russia.
Man Tattoos His Name On Young Girls Face After Having Met For 24 Hours Read More »
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars Read More »
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon Read More »
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