What would you do if you bumped into Bill Murray while running from a crime scene? What any normal person would do, and what this one bank robber did in Tokyo, Japan last week. You stop and tell him how much you love him.
Bill Murray Stops Bank Robber Read More »
Google Street View has picked up some amazing images over the years but I don’t think it has got one of two people getting it on in the changing room of a skate store yet so this is pretty unprecedented stuff.
Google Street View Catches A Couple Banging In A Dressing Room (SFW) Read More »
A hitchiker tells us how he brutally killed a 300lb mental rapist/murderer who thought he was Jesus with a hatchet in one of the best televised interviews in history.
Hatchet Wielding Hippy Hero Saves Town From 300lb Psychopathic ‘Jesus’ Read More »
This happened on Sunday sure but it’s still a pretty awesome video because everyone loves a good tasering, especially when the guy getting tasered actually deserves it for once.
Knife Wielding Man Tasered Outside Buckingham Palace Read More »
So this guy tattoos a couple of young girl’s faces and gets a bad name. People can do what they like – yes. But should they be doing this? No.
This guy – Ruslan – has done a couple of big facial tattoos on young girls recently. Not a nice man if you ask me. Guess what? It happened in Russia.
Man Tattoos His Name On Young Girls Face After Having Met For 24 Hours Read More »
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars Read More »
I’ve seen a few televised standoffs between police and hostages/gunmen etc but I’ve never seen one between the LAPD and a guy blowing up balloons.
Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Man Inhaling A Balloon Read More »
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
The UK’s Funniest Prank Read More »
It’s pretty cool that if you’re getting fired you can live tweet it now huh? Especially if you work for a major corporation that’s going into administration and you know that it’s going to cause a massive shitstorm because they’re firing 190 people.
HMV Employees Live Tweet Their Firings On HMV’s Twitter Account Read More »
I agree that thieves should be punished but I don’t think they should have all their fingers cut off at a public ceremony by this horrific machine, no way.
Insane Photographs From A Public Amputation Of A Thief’s Fingers In Iran (SFW) Read More »
Garrett McNamara is a badass because he just doesn’t give a crap and rides 100 foot waves like it’s going out of style and won’t possibly kill him. Check out a video and a couple of sick pictures too here.
Garrett McNamara Surfs A 100 Foot Wave To Set A New World Record Read More »
If you’re a foreign national and want to live in the UK you have to take a citizenship exam. This week they’ve unveiled the latest version. Could you pass it?
UK Citizenship Entry Exam – Unfair? Yes. Read More »
Justin Bieber has hit 18 and he’s turned from a cute little kid into a horny asshole like every other guy out there.
Justin Bieber Gropes A Belieber At A Meet And Greet Read More »
I guess it hasn’t been a good day for the cars of Manchester football players: first Balotelli’s car is pissed on and now Paul Scholes’ has been stolen while he was de-icing it. When it rains it pours I guess. Here’s the story and some of the best twitter reaction.
Paul Scholes’ Car Is Stolen As He Leaves It Running While It’s De-Icing Read More »
Oz is currently reveling in a spate of weird weather action. Next up – a sea foam invasion. Anyway, funny video of cops nearly getting hit by a hidden car…
VIDEO: Two Cops Nearly Mown Down In Mad Foam Storm In Oz Read More »
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
Chris Brown And Frank Ocean Have A Fight Over A Parking Space Read More »
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
LeBron James Tackles Fan Who Hits $75,000 Shot Read More »
Everyone knows who Arnold Schwarzenegger is but I doubt any of you know the hell he had to go through when he was just 18 to get to where he is now. Check it out in this short documentary about his early years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Early Years Read More »
If you’re a couple of OAPs looking for a jumble sale the last thing you probably want to do is wind up at an illegal rave.
Elderly Couple Looking For Jumble Sale End Up At Illegal Rave Read More »
Charlie Morgan shot to fame on Wednesday night for getting kicked by Eden Hazard, but it turns out he’s just a little jerk. Here’s more evidence of him being a twat as he makes a really unfunny prank phone call to a hotel reception.
Footage Of Swansea Ball Boy Making A Prank Phone Call Emerges Read More »
If you don’t know what a Chinese Eyelid Weightlifter is, then take a guess. You’re probably right and yeah, it looks pretty horrific. Check out some pictures in here.
Wang XianXiang Is A Chinese Man Who Likes To Lift Weights With His Eyelids Read More »
Everyone knows Barack Obama is one fly mofo but did you see the car he rocked up to his inauguration? It takes the phrase SWAG to a whole new level.
Barack Obama Drove The Sickest Car Ever To His Inauguration Read More »
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot Read More »
Harvard Professor desperately searching for a woman to give birth to the first ever Neanderthal in 33,000 years. Yeah… good luck with that.
Willing Woman Needed For Neanderthal Pregnancy Read More »
Rapper Lupe Fiasco kicked off stage for lyrics critising American President Barack Obama at his inaugaration concert.
Lupe Fiasco Kicked Off Stage at Obama’s Inaugaration Read More »
There are a bunch of iconic movie and TV cars that have become synonymous with their owners, and it seems that after the movie/show is finished they just get auctioned off to the highest bidder. Check out how much they’re going for with this infographic.
Famous Movie And TV Cars Are Being Auctioned – Check Out How Much They’re Going For Read More »
If I was going to invest $48 million into something, I would probably make sure that it was completely legit and legal before doing so. I guess simple logic like that doesn’t exist in China though.
There Is A $48 Million World Of Warcraft Theme Park In China And It Is 100% Illegal Read More »
5ive were a pretty big boyband back in the late 90’s and now they’re back together. Unfortunately, J has decided not to join them so they’ve got to find that elusive 5th member and have posted a pretty desperate sounding message on Facebook to help them with this.
5IVE Are Reduced To Looking For A New Member Via Facebook Read More »
Results of a randomised clinical trial to test faecal transplants as a way to combat bacterial infections were published yesterday, and guess what? They were a huge success.
Poo Transplants Succeed In Clinical Trial Read More »
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