Data released this week shows that computers within the houses of parliament made 300,000 attempts to access adult content.
New Data Reveals 300,000 Attempts To Access Adult Content In Parliament Read More »
Dennis Rodman enjoyed his trip to North Korea so much that he’s gone back for another visit. What will he and Kim Jong Un get up to this time?
Dennis Rodman Returns To North Korea To Hang Out With His Mate Kim Read More »
Alligator hunting season has kicked off with a bang in America as two record sized alligators have been bagged and tagged within hours of one another. Check out some of the biggest alligators ever here.
Two Record Sized Alligators Caught In Mississippi Read More »
Durex have made Wretch 32 the face of their extra safe range – here’s the reaction.
Wretch 32 Condoms Are Turning People Off Read More »
Only France has offered to join the US in attacking Syria. How does the rest of the world feel about it?
What Does The Rest Of The World Think About America’s Plans To Bomb Syria? Read More »
A teenage girl in the small African nation of Lesotho became unexpectedly pregnant after a knife fight. Is it the virgin birth all over again?
Girl With No Vagina Becomes Pregnant After Three-Way Knife Fight Read More »
This van driver saw his chance for some free advertising on transfer deadline day and took it.
Opportunistic Van Driver Gets Brilliant Free Advertising During Transfer Deadline Day Read More »
The inevitable has finally happened and a Twitter user has decided to live tweet their own suicide. Or did they? Or was it just a sick marketing stunt for a new pop album?
Twitter User’s ‘Suicide’ Exposed As Possible Marketing Stunt For Pop Album Read More »
Avocados have become a staple in the supermarket fruit section over the past couple of years and now we’ve reached the next step of their evolution – the Avozilla.
Giant ‘Avozilla’ Avocado Set To Go On Sale Read More »
A photo of the sea next to the Fukishama Power Plant in Japan literally boiling because of nuclear waste went viral over the weekend and highlights a lot of serious, potentially nuclear disaster inducing issues with the plant.
Fukushima Power Plant Disaster: What’s Really Going On Read More »
Did Dave Chappelle overreact to hecklers during his comeback gig on Thursday?
Dave Chappelle Walks Off Stage After Being Heckled In Comeback Gig Read More »
If you think your life sucks then get a load of what this little guy has had to go through in his 14 years on this planet.
This 14-Year-Old Boy Has The Body Of An 110-Year-Old Read More »
A new survey reveals what foreign migrants like and dislike about living in Britain. It turns out we are a nation of stereotypes.
Breaking News: British People Are Drunk And Sarcastic Read More »
PETA has come out with a shocking announcement – women who eat chicken while pregnant are more likely to give birth to sons with small penises.
PETA: Eating Chicken While Pregnant Will Affect Your Son’s Penis Size Read More »
More robots means less workers.
Rise Of The Supermarket Robots Read More »
Are we sex freaks, rubbing our genitals for anyone who will watch? Or are we silently happy that such a private act exists for us to enjoy?
Miley Cyrus Outrage – Are We To Blame? Read More »
You know how annoying this can be. You might have to face this terrible embarrassment in public, or even worse you’re on your own. You feel that affirming vibration against your leg or sense its gratifying pulsation from the couch or coffee table. You smirk to yourself. You allow your mind to wander, as this
Man Sets Up Premium Phone Line To Make Money From Cold Callers Read More »
This woman (who has a boyfriend) plans to sleep with 100,000 men before she dies.
Polish Girl Wants To Sleep With 100,000 Men Read More »
Eight men and one dedicated wife have chosen a peculiar way to protest the loss of their jobs.
Paraguay Bus Drivers Stage Crucifixion Protest Read More »
It’s a big day in Saudi Arabia – they’ve finally banned violence against women.
Saudi Arabia Passes Law Against Domestic Violence Read More »
Kim Jong Un has had his girlfriend executed via machine gun firing squad after he found out she’d filmed a sex tape.
Kim Jong Un Has Executed His Ex Girlfriend Read More »
A cat has turned a train station’s $4m a year losses into a $10m profit after being appointed super station master.
Cat Saves Train Station From Ruin By Becoming Station Master Read More »
This monumentally drunk Chinese man mistook a 40ft shipping container for his hotel bedroom and snuggled down for the night. Cue disaster.
Chinese Man Almost Gets Sent On 2 Week Journey To America Locked In Shipping Container Read More »
The Oxford Dictionary has added a slew of new words to its pages – including ‘twerk’, ‘srsly’ and ‘guac’.
Oxford Adds ‘Twerk’, ‘Srsly’, ‘Selfie’ And Other Words To Dictionary Read More »
Man writes to financial times in effort to concisely explain middle east crisis.
Middle East Crisis In 100 Words Or Less Read More »
Not one person out of 25,000 passed the entrance exam for the University Of Liberia this year.
25,000 Candidates All Fail The Entrance Exam For University Of Liberia Read More »
Cheryl Cole spent 14 hours getting her bum cheeks seriously inked up.
Cheryl Cole Gets Insane Tattoo Across Her Bum Cheeks Read More »
Mike Tyson has announced that he’s been lying to everyone about being sober as is in fact really struggling with drinks & drug addiction.
Mike Tyson Says Alcoholism Has Left Him On The Brink Of Death (Video) Read More »
The Arkansas House of Representatives to review a bill to outlaw ‘non-traditional’ tattoos and body modification.
Arkansas To Ban ‘Non-Traditional’ Body Art Read More »
Never had the guts to get a real tattoo? Don’t worry because now you can get a digital one that is only viewable with a smartphone. Good or bad idea?
New Digital Tattoo Is Only Viewable With A Smartphone Read More »
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