Danny Dyer To Join EastEnders As New Landlord Of The Queen Vic
Everyone’s favourite East End boy is finally coming home.
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Wife Gets Husband To Shoot Neighbour For ‘Telepathically Raping’ Her
A man shot his neighbour in the back after his wife complained he’d been telepathically raping her.
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Wedding Interrupted By Man Cutting Off His Own Testicles
This sounds like the best episode of ‘Don’t Tell The Bride’ ever.
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Faces Of Facebook Website Shows Every Profile Pic Ever On One Page
Let’s see if you can find your face in this virtual ocean of profile pics.
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Killer Hornets Sting 28 People To Death In China
The Asian giant hornet has killed 28 people and injured nearly 600 over the last 3 months.
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Wife Will Take Back Cheating Husband If He Gets 10K Likes On Facebook
In the age of social media, this is the only way to deal with getting cheated on.
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Bill Gates Admits That CTRL ALT DEL Was A Mistake
It turns out that one of the functions that has literally saved your life multiple times was actually a mistake.
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Romeo Rose Completely Outdoes Himself And Is Even Worse Than We Imagined
The Huffington Post interviewed Romeo Rose and he was even more of an asshole than we could have imagined. And we already thought he was the biggest asshole ever.
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Andrew W.K.To Publish The Party Bible
After over ten years in the spotlight, Andrew W.K. is set to release his first book which is unsurprisingly a guide to partying.
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Cloned Cow Attacks Its Creator
A black cow that was cloned in South Korea has gone Frankenstein on its creator and badly injured him.
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Tesco’s Inflatable Gay Best Friend Doll Offends Everyone
An inflatable gay best friend is a product I never ever thought I would see being sold anywhere, least of all at one of the country’s leading supermarkets.
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Firefighter Brings Kitten Back To Life
Cutest thing you will see today – firefighter brings kitten back to life.
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Which Is The Most Dishonest City In The World?
Reader’s Digest ran this test in 16 cities across the world to find which was the most honest and dishonest.
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Woman Earns Engagement Ring By Making 300 Sandwiches For Her Boyfriend
Apparently the way to a man’s heart is through making him 300 sandwiches. Who said love was dead in the 21st century?
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Patrick The Gorilla Gets Kicked Out Of Zoo For Being ‘Sexist’
Patrick the gorilla has had quite a tough upbringing, and now he’s being accused of being a sexist. Is it understandable that Patrick just wants to hang around other dudes, given his history?
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Giant Underwater Pyramid Found Near Azores Islands
This could be one of the great new mysteries of the 21st century unless we go down there and figure out what the hell is going on right now.
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Chinese Man Has New Nose Grown On Forehead
You don’t need us to tell you how gross this is – a Chinese man is growing a new nose on his forehead to replace the one he smashed in a car accident.
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Ex Deputy London Mayor Richard Barnes Uploads Dick Pics To Facebook
The ex deputy major of London has accidentally uploaded a couple of dick pics to Facebook after leaving his auto-upload feature on. Whoops.
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Pakistan’s Earthquake Was So Powerful It Created A New Island
Every now and again an earthquake is so powerful that it changes the surface of the Earth. This is what happened yesterday in Pakistan when a new island was formed as a side effect of the earthquake.
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Kanye West Compares Wearing Skinny Jeans To The Civil Rights Movement
Kanye West has long been famed for embarking on rants that make literally no sense during his interviews, but Zane Lowe really let him run with this one.
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New $100 Bills In America Could Be Worth Over $1000
No, that isn’t a typo and it’s not a mistake by the Federal Reserve either – it’s because geeky currency collectors completely mark out over their serial numbers.
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Pussy Riot’s Nadezhda Tolokonnikova Goes On Hunger Strike
Member of jailed girl band Pussy Riot has gone on hunger strike to protest awful living conditions in prison. She explains all in this open letter to the Guardian.
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Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
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Nasa Release Photo Of Han Solo Encased In Carbonite On The Surface Of Mercury
Han Solo is up to his old tricks – Nasa have released photos of the intergalactic smuggler once again encased in carbonite, this time on Mercury.
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The Population Of Britain’s Most Poisonous Spider Is Growing
The false widow spider is the deadliest spider in the UK, and there are more of them now than ever before.
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Online Paedophile Hunting Gangs Are Beefing With Each Other
We covered Stinson Hunter and his anti paedophile vigilante movements on Monday, but it turns out there are more anti paedophile groups in the UK – and they don’t seem to like each other.
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Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose
A 66-year-old gentleman popped one pill too many and ended up with a permanent boner that eventually had to be amputated.
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Which Country Has The Biggest Penis?
Targetmap has created a colour coded map of the world by penis size. Who really has the biggest dick then huh?
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5 Crimes Against Humanity That The US Completely Ignored
America claims that the reason they’re invading Syria is because they won’t sit back and watch while Assad wipes out his own people. They didn’t seem to have a problem letting the following 5 brutalities occur however.
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Brazilian Businessman Buries £310,000 Bentley To Use In The Afterlife
Count Scarpa not only has an awesome name but also an awesome plan to bury his Bentley for use in the afterlife – just like the ancient Egyptians did.
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