Absolutely heinous news to wake up to this Monday as it appears someone has sliced a Paddington Bear statue in half and stolen it from a bench in Berkshire. The sculpture, one of a number of Paddington statues dotted across the UK, was taken from a bench in Northbrook Street, Newbury, at about 2am in […]
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Adrien Brody secured the award for Best Actor at the Oscars last night for his role as László Tóth in ‘The Brutalist’, but had an awkward moment as he made his to the stage and realised he had chewing gum in his mouth. For some reason, Brody thought it would be a good idea to
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This week we were all supposed to get the complete Jeffrey Epstein client list. US Attorney General Pam Bond assured that the full list was on her desk and that all she had to do was redact the names and personal information of the 250+ victims (fair enough) before green-lighting a full public release. In
A lower-tier German football match between FC Taxi II and Rot-Weiss Mulheim III got called off after referee Stefan Kahler had his balls bitten by an unruly child. As Kahler checked players over before the game, a child of one of the players ran up to him and bit him in the left nut. Kahler
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Have a d1ck you’re not happy about? Well, looks like there’s hope for you yet – because there’s at least one woman out there who describes sex with her boyfriend’s micropenis as ‘perfect’. Penny Talbot, 33, sat down for an interview with The Sun to share the fact that her boyfriend has a micropenis with
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A crypto trader known as MistaFuccYou shot himself live on X/Twitter after losing his last $500 in a meme coin scam. Before pulling the trigger, MistaFuccYou loaded a revolver and told his viewers: “If I die, make me a meme coin.” He also said: “I lost all of my money on crypto rug pulls, so I’m
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A few more details are trickling in on the death of Hollywood legend Gene Hackman, 95, his wife Betsy Arakawa, 63, and their pet dog at their home in Santa Fe, New Mexico late yesterday. According to the search warrant, Hackman, his wife and dog had been dead for some time and were found in
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A Chinese university student sparked a fire in his halls of residence after he tried to hide his ‘inflatable girlfriend’ from his roommate using the ingenious tactic of setting the sex doll on fire. The incident occurred at a dormitory building at the Hefei University of Technology in the Anhui province earlier this month. According
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Shocking news this morning as Hollywood legend Gene Hackman and his wife, classical pianist Betsy Arakawa, were found dead at their home in Santa Fe, New Mexico, alongside their pet dog. County Sheriff Adan Mendoza says there are no immediate concerns about foul play, though he did not provide a cause of death. A statement
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Classic mix-up this week that’s resulted in Kim Kardashian being sued: the 44-year-old law student accidentally posted a photo of a random man on her Instagram, mistaking him for a death row inmate of the same name. Kim Kardashian wrote about the death penalty punishment of convicted murderer Ivan Cantu in a post advocating for
A British man has been fined 600 euros (£500) by German police after telling someone ‘I think you are a racist’. Arthur Goldberg, 30, is facing prosecution for his remark after objecting to the fine he received back in January 2024. Insulting someone is a criminal offence in Germany but Arthur reckons he is protected by
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The man who went viral in 2018 for having the most preposterously wide neck in history now has a brand new mug shot we can all make fun of – after he was accused of sending nudes to a woman (without her consent), her 13-year-old son, her 16-year-old daughter, and the woman’s mother. On multiple
Three people have been stabbed at the London mansion where Bonnie Blue filmed her record-breaking sex stunt last month – sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours. Police were called to the Marylebone property where Bonnie Blue and playboy Eddie Davenport AKA Fast Eddie host sex parties, after a knife-fight broke out between a group
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Another day, another grown woman claiming to be Madeleine McCann. This time – a 22-year-old from Arkansas who claims she has DNA proof that she is the missing British child. Eugenea Collins says she first started to think that she was Madeleine when she saw Julia Wandelt – the Polish girl who also claims to
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A Colombian man has been arrested after being caught trying to smuggle £8,000 worth of cocaine under his wig. Talk about the devil’s dandruff! The 40-year-old was attempting to fly to the Netherlands from Cartagena Airport in Colombia, but didn’t even make it past the X-ray scanner which picked up on the mounds of coke
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Only weeks before Bonnie Blue shattered the world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours, her pal Lily Phillips was making headlines for running through 100 men in one day. Which now seems small-time in hindsight, but was treated like quite the feat at the time. Anyway, Lily is still coming out with
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More baby mama drama for Elon Musk this week following the birth of his 13th child by MAGA influencer Ashley St Clair. 26-year-old St Clair has petitioned for total custody of their son, and claims that Elon has only met the 5-month-old baby on three occasions – twice in Manhattan, where she lives, and once
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Taylor Swift got booed into oblivion when she was shown on the big screen at the Super Bowl in New Orleans, Louisiana, the other week, and now one diehard Swiftie is divorcing her husband because of his participation in the booing. According to her – “it’s not about the booing, it’s what it represents.” Here
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Stormzy has managed to dig a deeper hole for himself after issuing the statement regarding his ‘deleted’ Pro-Palestine Tweets and the McDonald’s collaboration that followed. According to Stormzy, his Pro-Palestine Tweets were ‘archived’, not deleted, and he did his research on McDonald’s before collaborating with them and came to the conclusion that they don’t support
Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria is born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts, but for some reason, frequently speaks with a Spanish accent and pretends to struggle remembering English words for things. For example: How do you say in English? Oh cucumber! 🥒 😂 #hilariabaldwin pic.twitter.com/loQeNBP2To — 🌸 ѕℓσαηє 🌼 (@___Sloane_____) December 28, 2020 Video of Hilaria
Real Xtreme Fighting (RXF) over in Romania are making quite a name for themselves with the outrageous match types they’ve been booking in 2025. After already seeing a 10-man MMA royal rumble and a 10v2 showdown, we now have three Instagram and OnlyFans models taking on 2 pro male fighters. It pretty much goes exactly
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The Polish woman who claims to be Madeleine McCann has now been charged with stalking after being arrested upon her arrival at Bristol Airport earlier this week. A spokesperson for Leicestershire Police said: “A woman has been charged with stalking offences following her arrest at Bristol Airport on Wednesday (19 February). “Julia Wandel – also known as Julia Wandelt
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LinkedIn may be the one website on the internet where you don’t expect to see nonstop boobs everywhere, but that didn’t stop ‘business storytelling expert’ James Langridge from publishing a 200-something word post comparing the presentation of boobs to the presentation of ideas this week. The since-deleted post (cheers LinkedIn mob) was titled “Let’s talk
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Do Drake fans genuinely like his music or do they just go to his concerts to beg him for money? It could be the latter if this photo from his show Sydney, Australia, is anything to go by, with dozens of signs in the crowd literally begging the rapper to help pay off mortgages/student loans/car
Ever since Jeremy Meeks’s mugshot went viral years ago, there’s been something of an appreciation for hot mug shot photos taken of conventionally attractive people who find themselves on the wrong side of the law. What’s really got the internet talking about this one though are the bizarre details surrounding the criminal’s arrest. According to extremely
After resurfacing earlier this week with a brand new DNA test that she says ‘proves’ she is related to Gerry McCann, the Polish lady who insists she is Madeleine McCann was arrested last night moments after arriving in the UK. Police greeted Julia Wandelt, also known as Julia Wendell, at Bristol Airport and arrested her
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In an interview on the ‘Happy Sad Confused’ podcast last week, Ethan Hawke’s daughter Maya Hawke revealed that she knows several directors who have been told by producers that they must cast actors with a certain amount of Instagram followers in order for a project to move forward: “I’m talking about deleting my Instagram and
Word on the internet streets is that Bonnie Blue (the OnlyFans star who shattered the world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours) has fallen pregnant following the stunt, and could now be about to embark on the most exhausting paternal test of all time. Who could have seen that coming? Genuinely, I
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Almost certainly the first death of its kind over in Planalto, Brazil, this week as a teenager has died after injecting himself with butterfly remains mixed with water. Davi Nunes Moreira, 14, died in hospital after his health suddenly deteriorated and he began vomiting. He told his dad he had hurt himself while playing after
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Really bizarre development in the saga of the Polish lady that insists she is missing toddler Madeleine McCann. After issuing an apology to the McCanns in 2023 when DNA testing concluded she was almost certainly not Maddie McCann, the young lady is now back with a brand new DNA test that she says proves she
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