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Wetherspoons Super Fan Gets Giant 1.5ft Tattoo Inked On Her Belly In Death Metal Font

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For most people, tattoos are personal and represent something close to theirheart. So I guess it makes sense that this Wetherspoons fanatic decided to get a massive 1.5ft tattoo of the pub chain’s name across her belly… Tasha Bentley, 23, got the giant Wetherspoons tattoo in five-inch tall death metal font as a tribute to […]

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The Man Who Was 1,000th In Bonnie Blue’s 12-Hour Challenge Has Revealed Himself

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You would think that the 1,000th participant in Bonnie Blue’s record-breaking 12-hour sex challenge would be too ashamed or embarrassed to ever show himself on camera, but amazingly, the man happily posed for a photo with Bonnie Blue after their session was over. Well, in fairness, he did sort of cover his face with a

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Jimmy Carr Defends Bonnie Blue For Sleeping With 1,057 Guys In 12 Hours

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Jimmy Carr has weighed in on the Bonnie Blue debate this week, with the OnlyFans girl going ridiculously viral for her record-breaking feat of sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours. At a recent stand-up gig, Jimmy had this to say when asked about Bonnie Blue by an audience member: “What do you think of

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Axel Rudakubana Was ‘Planning UK’s First High School Massacre’ But Was Stopped By Dad A Week Before Southport Rampage

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Southport attacker Axel Rudakubana, who murdered three young girls at a Taylor Swift-themed dance class last July, was reportedly planning Britain’s first high school massacre a week before his knife rampage – but was stopped by his father. Rudakubana’s dad pleaded with a taxi driver not to take him on the 15-mile journey from Banks,

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Crucial Tips For Preventing Dry Eyes With Contact Lenses

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Have you go dry eyes? Well, if so, you probably wear contact lenses. If you’re wondering how we knew, it’s because contact lens wear is one of the biggest reasons a third of UK adults experience dry eye syndrome. So much so, in fact, that 89% of British optometrists ask if you use contacts before

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Snoop Dogg Faces Huge Backlash For Performing At Trump Inauguration Party

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Back in 2016, Snoop Dogg was the most anti-Trump guy around. He put out a Donald Trump diss track in which he “shot” Trump in the head in the music video, and also promised to go after any “sell-out” rappers who endorsed or performed for Donald Trump during his Presidency. Well, it seems like Snoop

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The Bleak Aftermath Of Bonnie Blue’s 1,000 Guys In 12 Hours Stunt, In Pictures

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Listen, I know people are getting sick and tired of reading about Bonnie Blue’s record-breaking sex antics, but when I came across these photos of the aftermath of her 1,000 men in 12 hours challenge, I just had to share them here on Sick Chirpse. I simply wouldn’t be doing my journalistic duty if I

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Bonnie Blue ‘Wannabe’ Arrested For Attempting To Sleep With 100 Men

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As expected, the record-breaking sexual escapades of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips have resulted in many impressionable young women around the world following suit. Unfortunately over in Turkey, this has led to the arrest of an OnlyFans girl who announced she was planning to sleep with 100 men in 24 hours. Azra Ay Vandan, who

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Drill Rapper Recalled To Prison Over Lyrics About Murdering Jimmy Mizen

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The drill rapper who served 14 years in jail for the murder of London schoolboy Jimmy Mizen has been recalled to prison for breaching his license conditions, which I guess included not making rap songs where he boasted about the murder and proving he feels no remorse for his actions whatsoever. Jake Fahri was 19

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BBC Under Fire For Promoting Masked Drill Rapper Who Killed Schoolboy In 2008

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The BBC is facing a probe after promoting the music of convicted murderer Jake Farhi, who has songs which reference his 2008 murder of schoolboy Jimmy Mizen. Fahri, 35, was recently freed after serving a life sentence for the 2008 killing of Jimmy, 16, who bled to death after Fahri threw a glass dish that

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Lily Phillips Sets New Target After Bonnie Blue Beats Her To 1,000 Men In 24 Hours Goal

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You’ve got to feel for Lily Phillips. After all that time spent hyping up her plan to have sex with 1,000 men in 24 hours, her colleague Bonnie Blue turns up out of nowhere and casually beds 1,057 men in 12 hours, demolishing the world record and making Lily look like an absolute amateur in

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Man Who Queued With 1,000 Men For Bonnie Blue Confesses Why He Couldn’t Go Through With It

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A man who queued with over 1,000 other men to be a part of Bonnie Blue’s record-breaking sex marathon has confessed why he couldn’t go through with it when the time came. Was it because he was #1,000? Afraid of getting an STD? Well, it sounds like it was a bit of everything really. The

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Teen Stabbed 14 Times After Boy She Performed Sex Act On Found Out She Was Trans

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A teenager was stabbed 14 times in an attack planned on Snapchat after her gender was revealed following a sex act with a boy who was unaware that she was trans. The girl, who was 18 at the time, met with the group in a car park in Harrow, northwest London, with the belief that they

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Hollyoaks Star Paul Danan Dead At 46 After Revealing Health Battle From ‘Obsessive’ Vaping

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Very sad news today as former Hollyoaks star Paul Danan has died aged 46, just months after revealing he was having health issues over ‘obsessive’ vape use. His management have confirmed the news, writing: ‘It is with heavy hearts that we share the tragic news of the passing of @pauldanan at just 46 years old.

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Gynaecologist Slams ‘Unrealistic’ Claim That Bonnie Blue Slept With 1,057 Men In 12 Hours

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Bonnie Blue became the first breakout star of 2025 after claiming to sleep with 1,057 men in 12 hours – shattering the world record (previously held by Lisa Sparks) in the process. Apparently the whole thing was filmed and there’s a documentary coming out about it soon, but there are still people out there who

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Five Guys Worker Responds After Bonnie Blue ‘Harassed’ Him To Sleep With Her At Work

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Big 2025 for controversial OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue thus far. The 25-year-old nympho shattered a world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours, and also went viral for her inappropriate attempt at chatting up a young Five Guys worker (and by ‘chatting up’, we mean basically asking him to take her to a

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Millionaire Biohacker Who Wants To Live Forever Stops Taking Longevity Drug Over Concerns It Speeds Up Ageing

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By now you’ve probably heard about tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson – the 47-year-old millionaire who’s on a mission to reverse his biological clock and become 18 again. He’s spending $2 million a year on a program he calls Project Blueprint and so far, he’s had decent results. Apparently, 47-year-old Johnson has the heart of a

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Bonnie Blue Explains The Exact Logistic Details Of How She Slept With 1,057 Men In 12 Hours

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Ever since Bonnie Blue shattered the world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in 12 hours, there’s been a lot of haters and naysayers trying to downplay her unbelievable physical accomplishment. People can’t seem to wrap their brains around the logistics of how it would even be possible to have sex with 1,057 men in

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Man Bakes ‘Insane’ Claudia Winkleman Caricature Cake

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Honestly you can stick a fringe on anything and it would do a plausible Claudia Winkleman impression, but it’s still very impressive to see how spot-on this North London baker got his lookalike cake of the Traitors presenter… Uncanny. I’m actually impressed and scared in equal measures. The abnormally large mouth, the teeth made from

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Woman Scammed Out Of €830,000 After Believing She Was In A Relationship With Brad Pitt

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A woman in France has been scammed out of €830,000 after believing she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt, and sending him cash for his cancer treatment after being told ex-wife Angelina Jolie froze his bank accounts. The 53-year-old victim, who gave her name as Anne, told French channel TF1 that it all began in

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Bonnie Blue Says She’s Broken The World Record By Sleeping With 1,057 Men In 12 Hours

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Controversial OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue has accomplished the unthinkable feat of having sex with 1,057 men in one day, shattering the world record of 919 held by Lisa Sparks and making her biggest competition Lily Phillips (100 in one day) look like a complete amateur. @bonnie_bluexxo Bonnie Blue 1057 wasn’t too bad, same again next

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Kyle Walker’s Wife Makes Divorce U-Turn As Man City Star Eyes £400k-A-Week Move To Saudi Arabia

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Kyle Walker has spent the last 8 years in England winning everything there is to win with Manchester City, and so it makes sense that the 34-year-old is now eyeing a ludicrous £400,000-a-week move to Saudi Arabia, with reports that Al-Nassr are interested in signing him this January. It could also mean that Kyle Walker’s

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Mark Zuckerberg Orders Removal Of Tampons From Men’s Bathroom At Meta Offices

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Mark Zuckerberg has been making some big changes to Meta ever since Donald Trump took office, but I don’t think any of them have been more symbolic than this latest change: removing tampons from the men’s bathrooms at Meta HQ. What, do they have to bring their own now?! Last week, Zuckerberg announced that the

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Loving Couple, Aged 29 & 67, Arrested For Sex At Laundromat On Christmas Eve

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A Waukesha, Wisconsin man and woman have been charged after they reportedly had sex on the floor of a local laundromat on Christmas Eve. It doesn’t get more romantic than that, surely? Desmound Cleveland, 29, was charged this week with a count of disorderly conduct, plus a penalty enhancer for repeat criminality (the couple had

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Parents Takes 9-Year-Old Daughter To Get An American Flag Tattoo (They Originally Wanted Donald Trump’s Face On Her Neck)

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An Arizona tattoo artist is under fire after giving a 9-year-old girl an American flag tattoo – even though her parents had originally requested that he tattoo Donald Trump’s face on the child’s neck. Tattoo artist ‘Sosa’, who works at Black Onyx Empire Tattoo parlor in Yuma, Arizona, shared footage of the inking on Instagram,

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Manhunt Continues After Aspiring Rapper Known As ‘Grippa’, 14, Stabbed To Death On South London Bus In ‘Postcode Beef’

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A 14-year-old boy who was stabbed to death on the 472 bus in Woolwich, southeast London, on Tuesday has been named locally as ‘Grippa’ – an aspiring rapper. Just 2 weeks ago on Christmas Day, Kelyan Bokassa AKA Grippa released a song called Bangers N Mash: As you might have guessed, the song is all

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Blind Bulgarian Mystic Baba Vanga Has Made Five Terrifying Predictions For 2025

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Blind Bulgarian mystic Baba Vanga has a whole load of followers who claim she predicted 9/11, the rise of ISIS, the 2004 tsunami, Brexit, Chernobyl, and that a black man would become US President. Vanga actually died in 1996 — over 25 years ago — but it’s said she predicted all those things before she

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Prison Guard Who Went Viral For Filming Sextape At HMP Wandsworth Sentenced To 15 Months In Prison

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The prison guard sex tape out of HMP Wandsworth was one of the most viral videos on the internet last year, featuring an inmate at the London prison and a female guard, who has this week been sentenced to 15 months in prison. Linda De Sousa, 31, was on duty at HMP Wandsworth when she entered

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Ketamine Could Be Upgraded To Class A Drug After Usage Reaches Record Highs

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The war on drugs may be one of the biggest policy failures in history, but according to the BBC, the government is now seeking to upgrade ketamine from a Class B to a Class A drug. Illegal use of ketamine has reached record levels in recent years, with an estimated 269,000 people aged 16-59 reporting

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Man Gets £5,000 In Compensation After Cutting Himself While Shaving

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New year, new litigious resolution. A man has been awarded £5,000 in compensation from a razor company after cutting himself shaving with one of their products, and making out like it was one of the most traumatic experiences of his life. Nick Silverthorn, 48, from London, bought himself a new razor from his local Sainsbury’s

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