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This Woman Is Hosting An ‘Undoing Whiteness’ Yoga Class To Help You Deal With Your Toxic Whiteness

NEWS / MF Jones

So woke.

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Dan Bilzerian’s Social Media Accounts Got Hacked & It’s Making Him Look Like An Utter Twat

NEWS / MF Jones

That shouldn’t be too difficult.

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The Football Hipster Who Bought A Beer From Every Country In The World Cup Has Done It Again For The Women’s Edition

NEWS / timw_brap

Equal rights.

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Florida Just Passed A Law Allowing Paramedics To Carry Guns

NEWS / Billy Bronson

Just incase their patients weren’t sick enough.

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Child Killer Who Impaled Toddlers On Spiked Fence Is RELEASED From Prison

NEWS / Billy Bronson

Pure evil.

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Man Caught With Cocaine All Over His Nostrils Tells The Police It Wasn’t His

NEWS / MF Jones

I believe him.

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Cancer Patient Sentenced To 4 Years For Cannabis Possession ONE DAY Before It Became Legal

NEWS / MF Jones

WTF?

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This Young Lady Grabbed Her Boyfriend By The Balls And Squeezed ‘Until They Were Bleeding’

NEWS / MF Jones

Relationship goals.

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A Man On A Stag Do Bit Off A Pigeon’s Head Outside A Wetherspoons

NEWS / timw_brap

Top banter.

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A Florida Woman Died After She Was Shot With A Gun During Foreplay

NEWS / timw_brap

Kinky.

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A Pakistani Gang Beat Up And Kidnapped A Trans Woman And Shaved Her Head

NEWS / timw_brap

Humiliating.

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Michael Gove Denies Making Sexual Innuendo With Boris Johnson ‘Pulling Out’ Comment

NEWS / timw_brap

The Tory leadership race is heating up.

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Leaving The TV On Whilst You Sleep Is Making You Fat

NEWS / timw_brap

So that’s why.

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Academics Are Now Saying That Dodgeball Is An ‘Unethical Tool Of Oppression’

NEWS / MF Jones

This is not satire.

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Katie Price Spent The Night With Adam Johnson After He ‘Bought’ Her For £12,000

NEWS / MF Jones

Surely she’s too old for him?

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Kylie Jenner Throws ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Theme Party (The Show Where Women Are Slaves) And Gets DRAGGED Online

NEWS / MF Jones

Who’s going to tell her?

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An Overprotective Wife Made The Following Insane List Of Demands For Her Husband’s Stag Do

NEWS / timw_brap

What a joke.

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Girlfriend Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Said She Packed Too Much For Their Holiday

NEWS / timw_brap

She was shouting ‘he deserved it’.

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Rory Stewart Has Posted An Incredibly Awkward Video Of Him Meeting Three Dudes In East London

NEWS / timw_brap

This is weird.

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Justin Bieber Has Challenged Tom Cruise To An MMA Fight, Conor McGregor Has Offered To Promote It

NEWS / timw_brap

What?

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Heavily Tattooed Mobster Reckons That It Will Be Hard For Him To Get A Job

NEWS / timw_brap

No shit.

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Keanu Reeves Will Star In Cyberpunk 2077

NEWS / timw_brap

Big news.

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The Dubious Notion Of Internet Celebrities

NEWS / timw_brap

What’s it all about?

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Instagram Sues Company That Made $9M Selling Fake Likes and Followers

NEWS / timw_brap

Busted.

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This Guy Had A Snail Delivered In His Uber Eats McDonald’s Burger

NEWS / timw_brap

Rank.

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Boris Johnson Has Won His Legal Battle Over Brexit Bus Lies

NEWS / timw_brap

‘We have just given the green light for every politician to lie to us about our money forever.’

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Police Are Being Armed With Water Pistols To Fight Moped Crime

NEWS / timw_brap

Great.

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Here Is Your First Official Look At The ‘Straight Pride’ Flag Ahead Of The 2019 Straight Pride March

NEWS / MF Jones

Oh boy.

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A Foster’s Loving Dad Was Buried In A Coffin Resembling A Foster’s Can

NEWS / timw_brap

Weird.

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Russia Is Making Its Own ‘Correct’ Version Of Chernobyl That Blames America

NEWS / timw_brap

Hmmmmmm.

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