4. KENNY DIES
Cartman leads a successful campaign to legalize stem cell research ostensibly to help save the dying (again) Kenny. They drag this out almost to the end, until it’s hard not to believe that Cartman truly is sincere in his altruism.
It would have been bad enough if Cartman’s sole motivation was to sell off the truckload of aborted foetuses he acquired, but his true motivation was to get his hands on large quantities of stem cells to see if he could put them next to a Shakey’s and thus grow one for himself. It worked… Satan better start checking the wanted-ads.
☛ More Cloning: Russians Want To Clone Wooly Mammoth
