Just when you thought the simulation couldn’t get any weirder, Cardi B has picked a fight with Brian Szasz – the stepson of billionaire Hamish Harding, who is still trapped (and probably dead) in a submarine 12,000 feet deep in the ocean – and he’s giving back as good as he’s getting!

Cardi B offered some commentary after seeing the story on Szasz attending a Blink 182 concert hours after his stepdad first went missing:

If you couldn’t bear to listen to that, here’s the gist of it:

“Ay so one of the billionaires that’s missing underwater, on the submarine shit… One of the billionaires, they stepson is at a concert, right, a Blink-182 concert. People was like, ‘Uh what is he supposed to do, be sad at the house? Is he supposed to go look for him himself?’ Yes. You supposed to be at the house sad. You supposed to be crying for me, you supposed to be right next to the phone waiting to hear any updates about me.”

Which I think is how most people feel about the situation. Brian, however, remains stoic in his insistence that going to the Blink 182 concert as his missing dad slowly suffocates to death in a submarine trapped in the depths of the Atlantic was the right thing to do:

Brian then ended up getting roped into arguments with Cardi B’s fans and got just a tad bit racist with his replies:

Oh Brian. Still, what do you expect from a guy who’s rocking out at a Blink 182 concert and chatting up OnlyFans girls while his dad is 20,000 leagues under the sea. Brian’s just on social media firing off Tweets at haters and foes and lapping up his newfound notoriety.

Although he does seem to have deleted his Twitter account in the last couple of hours, so maybe it was all getting to him a little bit. Which would make sense given the things Twitter detectives have uncovered about Brian Szasz in the few days. Peak.