A Budweiser brewery in St. Louis, Missouri, got broken into last Thursday, and it turned out the trespasser was a 19-year-old kid named Bud Weisser.
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Police say Weisser entered a secured area at the brewery and refused to leave when security asked him to, prompting them to call police after there was a little altercation.
He was issued a summons for trespassing and resisting arrest.
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This story reminds me of that guy named Paul Stoner who was arrested for selling weed to kids last tear. Some people are just destined to go down certain paths and it’s all down to the names their parents give them.
You actually can’t even blame this kid. When your name is ‘Bud Weisser’ you’ve got no choice but to break into a Budweiser brewery at some point in your life. His parents were blatantly drunks so why not embrace your namesake and just go all in with it?
Bottom line is that Bud Weisser knew that breaking into a Budweiser brewery would turn him into an Internet sensation and he was right. If you or I broke in we’d get arrested and no one would even blink an eyelid, but when your name is Bud Weisser you become the stuff of legends. Fair play to the guy.
P.S. No idea what Chief Keef’s baby’s name means for his future but it’s probably not good.
