It seems Britney can’t do anything these days without people accusing her of having a meltdown, even when she’s just trying to have an argument with her husband in a restaurant. Well, naturally, Britney has responded to these accusations in the form of interpretive dance, alongside a rambling caption on Instagram:

Yeah I’m not too sure what she’s waffling about either. I think she’s trying to say the argument was over some girl flirting with her husband at their wedding and she didn’t like her dance moves? I like the casual mention that she was drinking Red Bull out of a champagne glass and definitely not champagne, though.

Have to feel bad for Britney because it seems like people are just waiting for her to slip up in public all the time, but she sure doesn’t do herself any favours by ripping into drive-thru workers and getting naked all the time. I’ve just seen she’s shared this on her IG now too, in which she admits she actually was a little drunk?

A Natural Born Killers reference? Amazing. Anyway, might be a good idea to ask for a private booth the next time she wants to get pxssed at a restaurant, rather than be sat in the middle of the room. Just hope we’re not approaching pre-conservatorship levels of drama all over again. No one wants 2004 Britney back, do they?