As far as I know, none of the women who Simon Leviev swindled out of hundreds of thousands of pounds said anything negative about his sexual prowess, which he must have considered something of a W, all things considered.

Well, meet Samantha Hales from Derby. The 36-year-old mum met Leviev via Plenty of Fish back in 2012. He told her he was a Mossad spy and pilot, which must’ve been very exciting. Unfortunately for Samantha, she says his sexing technique reminded her of Will from the Inbetweeners “when he thinks he’s having sex with Charlotte and he’s just lying on top jabbing her.” She told The Sun:

He must have really improved his game in the last ten years to get money out of these girls.

He couldn’t pull any strokes in the bedroom. He was a total flop. I had to show him the ropes.

Even though he had this beautiful charm about him, he was extremely cold when it came to sex. He had no idea what he was doing.

Here they are hanging out together with friends:

Things soon turned sour between them – with Samantha claiming she knew he was full of crap from the beginning:

He started telling me that he was a part of Mossad. Every time I tried to delve a little bit deeper, he was very shady. He said ‘look I can’t tell you all the details’.

Then he pulled out these plastic identity cards. You could tell they were fake. They had his picture with Interpol written on it. It just looked terrible.

Then he flipped after he said he was on the run. He became really nasty to me because I questioned him. He told all my friends that I’d stolen money from him.

Well I mean if someone tells you they are a Mossad spy, you can pretty much guarantee they are lying to you (let alone pulling out fake identity cards to convince you).

As for the sex – in fairness to Leviev, he was only 21 back in 2012, so for all we know he’s improved in the bedroom since then (thanks in part to Samantha, of course). Who knows, maybe if he was a decent shag back then he could have conned Samantha out of tens of thousands of pounds too. Although I suppose he did con her into having sex with him, even if she insists she never believed the tales of him being a Mossad spy. Maybe it was Samantha Hales playing Simon Leviev all along?

Meanwhile, the real Leviev family has this week filed a lawsuit against Simon AKA Shimon Hayut for pretending he was part of their family. Not good.