Every so often a new study comes out about penis sizes around the world, and it’s good news for the Brits this time; as the average British penis size has apparently grown by nearly 10% in two years! Get in!

In 2022, the typical size was 5.17 inches recent, but, as of 2024, this has grown to an average of 5.63 inches.

Which admittedly doesn’t sound like much, but it is a rise of 8.9%, and places Britain eighth in the global rankings for penis growth. Although we’re still 60th in the world for overall penis size, so still a long way to go on that front.

What’s really mental is that the average Venezuelan penis grew by 1.42 inches (!) in the same time frame of two years, meaning the average penis size in Venezuela is now 6.67 inches.

Now we could sit here and patronise you and tell you that penis size doesn’t matter whatsoever, but we’d rather find out what’s causing this growth in penis size in certain countries. Unfortunately the people who conducted the study, NowPatient, don’t have the answers, but Dr Chun Tang, medical director at Pall Mall Medical, has some theories.

According to Dr. Tang:

‘Over long periods, human anatomy can change due to evolutionary pressures.

‘For instance, traits perceived as advantageous for reproduction or sexual selection might become more prevalent.’

Which basically means that men with larger penises are having more kids than men with smaller penises, and passing on their big d1ck genes.

Dr Tang also cites different populations mixing and becoming more diverse, which makes a lot of sense, especially in Britain which is increasingly becoming one big melting pot of different ethnicities. This could easily explain the 10% growth in average penis size over the last two years.

Another theory is that we are getting fitter and healthier, even though it may not seem like it when you look around the average high street. Dr. Tang says:

‘Improved nutrition and health during developmental periods as a child and teenage years, can lead to better overall physical development including genital growth.’

Indeed, the better you exercise and the more you look after your health, the better your endocrine function is. Your endocrine glands release hormones into the bloodstream and control growth and reproductive health.

According to Dr Tang, your hormones are crucial to the growth in size of your penis:

‘Levels of testosterone during puberty, play a significant role in the development of secondary sexual characteristics including penis size.’

Which someone had told me that back then!

Anyway, it’s worth noting that the data collected to determine penis size growth was a collation of multiple studies, some of which were self-reported. Which means there’s a chance that some men claimed they have a bigger penis than they actually do. Standard.

Doesn’t that make you feel better?

For the British p0rn star who spoke out recently about what makes the ‘perfect penis’, click HERE. She is an expert, after all.