Shagatuni — a website that helps uni students meet each other for sex — has just awarded its first ‘horniest student’ prize to University of Exeter computer science undergrad Elina Desaine. She won £500, a crate of alcohol and a year’s supply of condoms after impressing judges and organisers with her tales of hooking up with up to three guys a week.
“I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week. Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my shag list and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of alcohol, I will be able to become an even hornier student!”
That’s the kind of can-do attitude we like to hear. Elina could teach a lot of people out there about having fun and doing what you want and not caring what people think. Just completely owning that shit with her £500 prize money stuffed in her panties and her medusa hair flying around everywhere. Congratulations Elina, enjoy your victory and prize money.
More pictures of Elina’s celebration on the next page.
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