One of the funnier stories of the year – well not for the poor girlfriend, but you get what I’m saying – involved Tony Garnett leaving his girlfriend for a Ukrainian refugee that had been staying at his house for ten days. It’s just such a dumb and obvious outcome to the situation isn’t it?

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Anyway, I’m not really sure why we’re still talking about these two, but Tony has just done and interview where he says he wants to pummel Putin to death for the pain that he’s caused his new girlfriend Sofiia. Here’s what he had to say:

If I had the choice, I’d assassinate Putin myself. What’s gone on, and how these people are dealing with it, I don’t know how they’re coping.

If I could send a message to Putin, you wouldn’t want to put it in your paper. He’s going to end up in hell.

How he even calls it a ‘military operation’ is beyond me, it’s a f***** massacre. He’s killing kids, destroying schools and hospitals.

I think Putin is old and senile and something has gone in his head to be honest.

If I was sitting across a table from Putin, I don’t even know what I’d say. I’d do time by pummelling him in.

I’m British but I’m disgusted by our response. If we leave this, it’s only a matter of time before it turns into WW3.

Enough is enough, we need to wipe him out. It’s gone on too long. Not just British soldiers, we should get the world together as humanity and say ‘enough is enough, you’re taking the p***’ and end this war.

I do believe that Ukraine would win anyway, but at what cost? Look at the damage to villages that have been wiped out, and Mariupol.

I suppose the guy has got a point there about all the other countries in the world getting together to stop the war – why hasn’t anyone done that yet? It seems a bit simplistic to say that he would assassinate Putin ‘if he could’- I’m pretty sure if he really wanted to he could head over to Russia and hide in a grassy knoll waiting for him to come past. Anything’s possible when you put your mind to it.

It’s also awfully convenient that Sofiia is now apparently legally blind so Tony is her full time carer and can’t put his money where his mouth is and go over to Ukraine to help with the war effort. The guy sure talk a good game doesn’t he?

Just wait until they’re married and she has her passport and then goes off and elopes with someone else. That’s the only way this is going to pan out isn’t it?

For more of the same, check out the reason why Putin was photographed sitting at the end of a long table. All about power.