Have a dick you’re not happy about? Well at least you’re not this guy whose wife just jumped on Reddit to lament the fact he has a micropenis that he didn’t tell her about.

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In Reddit forum ‘I Am An Asshole’, the newlywed wife shared her story titled ‘Newlywed husband (32M) wanted to wait til marriage for sex and just surprised me (27F) with micropenis on the honeymoon.’

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She explained that she and her husband had waited until marriage to have sex, not because they were religious, but because her husband claimed to be ‘old-fashioned’.

So, we only dated for six months. We’ve been engaged for another six and just got married on Saturday. I literally just got back from my honeymoon a couple hours ago.

My husband isn’t a religious guy, he just says he is ‘old-fashioned like that’. We got close to fooling around a couple times but it never went far. I tried, but he always stopped after it went ‘too far’.

Anyway, fast forward to now…

Am I the asshole for reading into this and being upset that I waited until my wedding night to find out that he probably isn’t as ‘old-fashioned’ as he says he is?

She continued:

I’m not going to shame him and honestly I don’t even know how I’ll broach the topic (and I’m not seeking advice). I honestly just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary and went to town with him, but… I dunno. I kind of feel lied to. Like a half-truth…or something was intentionally withheld from me. This was unexpected, to say the least. And if you read this far, thanks for your time.

Redditors offered their thoughts, sympathy and advice, with one claiming that if she really cared about penis size, she should have ‘snuck a peek’. Fair point.

Some other responses:

I think this goes beyond size being important. Most women are happy with their man’s peen even if it’s below average in size. She probably didn’t even consider the possibility of a micropeen.

This is a serious trust issue. it’s not the size that’s at issue here, it’s the fact that #1, he didn’t trust her enough to tell her, and #2, now she cannot trust him not to be dishonest.

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Yikes, what a pickle this new husband and wife find themselves in. I mean it can’t be easy having a raisin for a dick and the trickle down effect on confidence is obvious, but it’s something you should probably be honest about with your soon-to-be wife, rather than make up a story about being ‘old-fashioned’ so that she won’t have to see your micro dick until it’s ‘too late’.

A far braver man than the one discussed in this story even went on national TV last year to discuss living life with a micropenis. Leading by example.