You Can Now Get Breast Milk, Blue Cheese And Absinthe Flavour Lollipops

Ever picked up an orange Chupa Chup from your local cornershop and wished that it tasted like your momma’s titties instead?

Me neither, but for those of you out there who are so inclined – and are probably adult babies as well – the option to get a breast milk lollipop is now available from ‘alternative’ lollipop company Lollyphile. They justify it with the following blurb:

We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavour specialists until we were able to candify it.

These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory; they’ll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavour of all time.

Right. I’m sure that’s gonna entice a lot of people who aren’t adult babies to try them.

Don’t worry though, if you don’t fancy that flavour they also offer a bunch of other ridiculous flavour lollipops, like blue cheese, absinthe – which might actually be cool if it gets you trashed – and party girl flavour which apparently tastes of birthday cake.

You can check them out and all the other weird flavours – and the weird ways they’re attempting to market them – by looking at the slideshow. To be honest, I would probably rather check out these ice lollies inspired by classic 80s horror characters but I’m sure this appeals to someone.