I’m not sure there’s ever been a human being in history who’s taken as much pride in being a sl@g as Bonnie Blue does. And I use the word “sl@g” as a term of endearment, actually. Bonnie Blue clearly loves what she does and wakes up every day excited to make a sh1t-ton of money doing it.
This week, Bonnie Blue has flown out to Cancun to join a bunch of uni students on Spring Break, and has vowed to have sex with every college bro in sight. There’s already loads of photos and clips doing the rounds on X, where it’s literally just her hanging out with a bunch of students in various hotel rooms and swimming pools…
No muff too tuff for this guy. #fullattackmode #BonnieBlue #cancun pic.twitter.com/JcjtkaX94F
— Hastings “Haze” Whitemore (@HWhitemore29) March 11, 2025
Bonnie Blue spotted at Spring break in Cancun Mexico #bonnieblue #springbreak https://t.co/HQFNrsnF4m pic.twitter.com/RtsrR4WGaT
— Mood 💋 (@verticallips11) March 11, 2025
Now, did Bonnie Blue actually follow through and have sex with all these lads? I’m guessing she did, because the sole reason she’s out there is to get sh@gged and film content for her OnlyFans. It’s honestly pretty f**king disgusting, but also, if I’m 21 years old on Spring Break and a few beers in and Bonnie Blue turns up? It would probably be hard not to get involved, to be fair. Who says Gen Z doesn’t know how to party eh?
Anyway, thoughts and prayers with every lad out there in Cancun who will now have to deal with their girlfriends/parents asking them what the hell Bonnie Blue is doing in their Instagram stories. Good luck on the STD tests too – hopefully it was worth it.
Meanwhile, Bonnie Blue’s buddy Lily Phillips is now hooking up wit 8o-year-old men in care homes. Living the dream?
