American comedy legend and notorious serial sex offender Bill Cosby is now 82 years old as he serves his second of 10 years in prison for being a sexually deviant scumbag.

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Cosby has this week given his first interview from maximum-security Pennsylvania penitentiary to BlackPressUSA, and the man is STILL insisting he’s not guilty and refuses to admit to or apologise for something he didn’t do.

Unfortunately for Cosby, showing remorse is a prerequisite to obtaining parole or a shortened sentence, but even at his age it sounds like he’d rather serve the full sentence:

I have eight years and nine months left. When I come up for parole, they’re not going to hear me say that I have remorse. I was there. I don’t care what group of people come along and talk about this when they weren’t there. They don’t know.

He says his trials were a sham and unfair:

It’s all a set up. That whole jury thing. They were imposters.

Look at the woman who blew the whistle (alluding to the potential juror who overheard a seated juror proclaim before the trial that, “he’s guilty, we can all go home now.”)

Then she went in and came out smiling, it’s something attorneys will tell you is called a payoff.

Pretty bold strategy to claim it’s all a big conspiracy against him after SIXTY women came forward with their stories about Bill Cosby drugging and raping them between 1965 – 2015. Even if we say 90% of them are lying, he’s still a serial rapist.

I don’t know about this smiling juror he’s talking about and obviously if there was anything dodgy going on there it should have been checked out because even a scumbag like Bill Cosby is entitled to a fair trial. But I think even he must know that the end result would have been the same.

But instead of admitting what he did, showing remorse, and maybe receiving some leniency oweing to his age and ill health, Bill Cosby just flat out denies doing anything wrong. Or maybe he thinks on his parole day he can just turn into Morgan Freeman in Shawshank and everything will be OK?

Except Morgan Freeman never denied he was guilty and admitted he was stupid. Cosby can’t even bring himself to do that. Looks like he’ll be staying put when his parole hearing is up unless he rubs his two brain cells together before then.

A Playboy model even alleged she was drugged by Cosby at the Playboy Mansion and then woke up to find him licking her toes. Yikes.