In possibly the least shocking news of all time, former US president Bill Clinton is set to be revealed as ‘John Doe 36’ after reportedly being named over 50 times in the incoming Jeffrey Epstein document dump. What are they going to tell us next? That Prince Andrew was involved?

Nearly 200 names linked to the Jeffrey Epstein-Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking conspiracy are set to be made public in the coming days, exposing or confirming the identities of dozens of associates of the late, disgraced financier that until now have only been known as John and Jane Does in court papers.

Back when we first reported this, we figured that the list would contain a bunch of unremarkable business owners and B/C list celebrities, maybe one A-list sacrifice so that the media can celebrate it and make a big deal out of it. I guess Bill Clinton falls under A-list, but his alleged involvement was already all but confirmed anyway, so what a disappointment it would be if no other notable names are revealed this week.

Interestingly, the NY Post states that “the documents are not expected to implicate Clinton in any illegal activity”, so who knows what we should expect? He’s already an accused r@pist and known sex pest in any case, so it was never any surprise that he’d be hanging around the likes of Jeffrey Epstein.

Then again, a lot of people were hanging around Jeffrey Epstein…

Since 8% of Jeffrey Epstein’s client list is going public, I’m going to ask again, why the hell was Stephen Hawking on Jeffrey Epstein’s Island? pic.twitter.com/PZzgvKWaFc

— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) December 19, 2023

Some of the documents are expected to include testimony from a woman known as “Jane Doe 162,” who testified about being with Prince Andrew at a 2001 party at Epstein’s NYC townhouse where Giuffre, then 17, alleged she was told to have sex with him. Again, colour me shocked.

All we can really hope for at the end of the day is that everyone involved in any illegal activities alongside Epstein are held responsible, but we already know that won’t be the case. Should be interesting to see what the fallout is when the Epstein list is released, possibly by the time you read this.

For the time Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed Bill Gates for ‘cheating on his wife with a young Russian bridge player’, click HERE. Very interesting indeed.