Some losers are always breaking Guinness World Records on completely useless things like playing tiddlywinks or jumping through hoops or some crap, but now finally we’re covering a Guinness World Record that actually matters.

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Benny Harlem is a US model who holds the Guinness World Record for the biggest high top and fade in history. He makes the guy from Kid N Play look like a goddamn amateur with a high top fade that measures 20.5 inches or 52 cm. That’s almost as long as two of those rulers you would use back when you were at school – it’s big.

Here’s a video all about Benny Harlem, who is undoubtedly one of the coolest guys in history as well as being a Guinness World Record holder:

I mean that is completely crazy really isn’t it? I’m surprised the guy’s head isn’t constantly moving forward all the time because his hair is weighing him down. Completely ridiculous that he has to travel around in a special vehicle because of his hair too – I never saw Marge Simpson having to do that so why the hell does Benny Harlem have to do it. Total peacock but a baller nonetheless I suppose.

For more dumb haircuts, check out this one that was labelled the worst of all time a couple of years ago. Savage.