We regularly stick up articles about how McDonald’s food doesn’t seem to decompose correctly and last week someone was selling an unopened old straw for £5000 or something ridiculous, but now we’ve got an old Big Mac carton that seems to have made it 30 years without getting damaged or messed up. too.

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A group of litter pickers made the discovery of the old packaging last Thursday January 26th whilst walking along St Richards Road in Evesham, Worcester. Laura Van Toller came across the item a quarter of a mile from the nearest McDonald’s and said the following about its discovery:

We have a Costa, KFC, and McDonalds, and they are all regular items we find.

Sometimes we find Burger King or Starbucks packaging, which we do not even have in the town.

People will get their fast food through their car window, so it goes out the same window.

Every day there are McDonald’s cups, crisp packets or cigarette butts.

I wish I could say Evesham was cleaner after this, but there was something replacing the thing I picked up the day before every day.

I was just maintaining it. Week two into this made me quite sad. I just felt like, what was the point?

Now, though, I really feel like I have achieved something as I have still stuck to it.

Yeah cheers for that interview Laura but I think we’re more interested in how a McDonald’s carton from 30 years ago or whatever made its way onto a random road in Evesham rather than the efforts of your community litter picking group – not that they should be looked down upon of course. The McDonald’s carton is really bizarre though, how could it have ended up there? Surely it hasn’t been there for 30 years, so I guess some weirdo had it in their house for the past three decades and has only just decided to take the trash out? Very strange.

Laura should investigate all the biggest freaks in Evesham to find out who the hoarder is. Probably not that difficult to figure it out as there can’t be that many in a place like that can there? The truth is out there.

For more of the same, check out Russia’s replacement McDonald’s serving moudly burger buns with insect legs. Rough.