Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

And we’re off…

Brutal.

I think we’re a match.

“Hi come over at 7:30 so we can f*ck and you gotta leave at 7:45 tho”

Blimey!

O…K then.

Enjoys long walks, cooking, Netflix and the Third Reich.

Swing and a miss.

Subtle.

We’ve got ourselves an audiophile.

I’m not sure if I want to be Keith or not.

Winning.

That’s one way to identify yourself in the group pic.

She’s a hero.

You tell ’em Jaye!

Oh dear.

Your weekly reminder that height privilege is real.

Valid question.

Thanks I’ll pass though.

How to Tinder like a Scouser.

Get in line, ladies.

Swipe right to fix her vibrator.

I’m seeing fireworks here.

Aaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.