Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

It was already warmed up for you!

Clearly she’s into BBT – big black tentacles!

Wait, what?

I guess he’s staying Uno as well.

What a playa!

Definitely underestimating how unappealing that sounds.

Won’t hurt to try.

Now from that high up you can’t.

Chin up, fella!

Tinder in the Philippines.

Wham!

Lovely.

Drinks are on me I assume?

Lol.

You had my attention at ‘bootleg ceramic ET statues’.

Well that’s concerning.

I’m convinced.

Bring the pain.

What a nice guy Colin is.

How fun.

Tragic on so many levels.

Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.