Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Well that escalated quickly.

What a bio.

Make sure you get a copy for yourself!

Does what it says on the tin.

Someone’s got flat brain.

Bet that couch has seen some sh*t

Just say yes.

My brain hurts.

Take it she didn’t turn up.

Who hurt you mate?

That was Emmasterpiece.

Blimey.

Headstoned.

5’4 then

Well in.

Whaaaat?

When all else fails, send a death threat in emoji form.

Just a bit terrifying.

Those four x’s at the end really are the cherry on top.

A whole bouquet of red flags.

Nice hat idiot

Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.