Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

What the actual f*ck?

Truer words have never been spoken.

Well that’s not very nice.

I believe in spanking – just not kids.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Well which one is it?

WTF is going on??

Interests: murder, rape.

Yea but “you curious or not at all?”

Sounds like solicitation!

A match made in heaven.

Pat really wanted to… come out of his shell (sorry)

Oh wow.

Sounds like a good way to live.

This I need to see!

That’s his entire net worth.

Just a bit keen then.

Just what the ladies like to hear, Gene.

That it?

Surely this is going to work out.

Topical banter falls flat.

Give this girl a standing ovation.

Aaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.