Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Just a tad bit terrifying.

Wow he really blew that one.

There is hope.

Prince Philip wing-manning from the grave.

Gotta play to your strengths.

Alright alright calm down!

Wow lol.

Imagine sucking 800 dicks a year!

Can’t we all just get along?

A little illicit alliteration.

I wonder if he gets matches.

Um. nice save?

That’s him told.

Perfect time to introduce her to mum.

Aggressive.

Cannot wait till this is a conversation people stop having.

Tough week for the short asses.

Obviously swiped right.

Soulmates.

Form an orderly queue fellas.

Challenge accepted?

To the point.

It happens.

Aaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.