Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

If 2020 had a Tinder bio.

It’s called stalking.

Thanks for letting us know.

Keeping it honest.

I don’t think she knew that.

Bit disturbing.

A winning combination in anyone’s eyes.

I think I’ve seen this porno…

Chances this is a lie wrapped in a scummy attempt to lead this person into a sexuation?

I guess he means nose beers.

Wait, what?

Including your wallet and bank account.

Not the same shirt but OK.

Yikes!

Good to know.

Can I leave now?

Swing and a miss.

Ho ho ho.

Don’t think that’ll hold up in court.

Proceed with caution.

Certain words should never ever be strung together.

Dick-ception.

Straight to voicemail.

The audacity.

How the hell did that work?!

Aaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.