Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

“Recently active” might be a stretch.

Sounds healthy.

My hero.

We’re entering fetish levels I didn’t even know existed.

Brutal way to get stood up.

Oof.

Touche indeed.

Something’s not adding up here.

Big nose gang.

Your mum would love him!

Sugar gay?!

Lol.

Sorry Kanye.

Clearly.

Everything sounds good except the meth.

Massive L.

Oh wow.

Imagine having this level of confidence.

Probably doesn’t narrow it down much.

Nice bikini at least.

Haha.

WTF?

Aaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.