Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

#FreeDavid.

Doesn’t just want sex but here’s me practically naked.

He’s in *hee hee*

What a douche.

And that’s how babies are made.

Ouch!

Once in a lifetime opportunity.

How else are you supposed to check your 9V batteries?

This guy is trying to pollinate!

Yet another unrealistic dating standard.

Cheers Blake, who could resist?

Does what it says on the tin.

And unmatch.

You heard the man.

Managing expectations.

Think someone needs to lighten up.

Why does nobody wear hooks anymore?

Hotel: Trivago.

Wait, what?

Straight to the point.

Just take his word for it.

Powerful.

She’s got a flat brain.

Edgy!

Not exactly a promising start.

The emojis in the middle really are the icing on the cake.

Who’s choking turtles?

How not to Tinder.

Oh wow.

Aaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.