Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Defo given a BJ in the back of a Corsa before.

She seems nice.

Oh wow.

Just a bit of a red flag.

Do we all get matching outfits?

This dude seems fishy.

I think I spider.

Dream man right here.

Uh oh…

How exhausting.

I don’t think I want to know what “poggers” means.

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died.

Lol.

At least she’s honest.

Conspiracy theorists need love too.

He tried.

Definitely some crack in that pipe.

Brutal.

Who hurt you?

Sigh…

Wut.

Irony?

Ever been guilt-tripped into buying nudes?

She didn’t say whose butt.

Gulp!

And unmatch.

Jesus is a boob man.

Cool I guess?

Aaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

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