Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Early shark gets the worm.

F-cking well in!

Damn who hurt him?

Never forget.

We have reached peak duck face.

Oh sweet, innocent summer child.

That’s one way to throw away a match.

“Independent”

I think they’re looking for someone to murder and feed to the alligators.

Oh wow.

I have no idea.

Don’t let him put you under.

Good going, champ.

Well that’s not very nice.

Not a car in the world.

Wise words.

I think he’s in?

Thanks I’ll pass tho.

Definitely has daddy issues.

That escalated quickly.

Whichever comes first.

With all that fibre?

Thanks for letting us know.

Aaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.