Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Sharks actually mate once a year though.

Amen.

Damn!

Actually an interesting strategy.

A good Sheila is hard to find mate.

“Thanks for dinner sir” (while looking her dad in the eye)

He could be in here.

What a lad.

1533 miles away – a little bit further please.

Other qualities – a) good at Photoshop b) owns a dildo.

A little birdy tells me they didn’t swipe for the same reason.

My left bollock is bigger than my right bollock. Want to see?

I bet she’s the one in the back.

Church and chill?

Sapna puas to you too.

Is that a threat?

That row of knives in the background is a nice touch.

Yikes!

At least she’s trying…

Didn’t specify how big a boat.

I bet this guy is killing it on Tinder.

Oh dear…

Ooof x 2.

“Word travelling” inb4 Thailand

Wow he got vanquished.

Yeah get fucked Mark!

Aaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.