Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

That’s not how spooning works.

Good stuff Juan.

Thanks for letting us know.

How do I unsee something?

It was all going so well…

No red flags here.

Wait what?

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Superlike?

Oops Aiditi again.

That was close.

Why put nose blowing emojis next to his height? Is it cold up there?

Good philosophy.

She just got pregnant.

A great personality is all you need.

“I am human” makes me question whether he really is.

So confused.

I don’t think she’s looking for an X ray machine.

Wait, is she supplying the dick?

Incompatible.

That pic really screams “fun”.

I’m sure there’s no way this can go wrong.

Don’t hit send…

Someone needs to take a Photoshop class.

Aaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

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