Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

A history buff!

Sorry bro you got roasted.

Not my proudest wank.

Looking for someone to stuff under his floorboards more like.

How about in vein? (bad dick joke sorry).

And her bra is there to hold up her tits.

That’s pretty epic.

Is he really that bad?

Any gym-going Arab feminists around?

A real catch.

Back away slowly…

Someone needs to abolish her private property.

Mood?

Isn’t nice when a match actually works out?

What a lyric.

Yeah she wants your kidney.

He’ll never pull out.

Well that rules out 99% of the population.

A+ bio.

Well played.

Knowledge is power.

Aaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

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