Original lyrics: Drunk as fuck and I’m ready to fight:

Original lyrics: Bitches on my dick that used to brush me off in high school:

Original lyrics: Slob on my knob/ Like corn on the cob:

Original lyrics: I’m trying to pull this dime and her fat ass friend keep gettin’ the way:

Original lyrics: Robin Thicke – I know you want it.
T.I. – Not many women can refuse this pimping.
 Pharrell – Hey, hey, hey.