Best New Tumblr Find – Stuff In My Dick (NSFW)

Yeah, this is exactly what it sounds like and yes, it’s pretty rank but also kind of funny too. Mainly, it’s just plain weird. Who would think it was a good idea to put any of these objects in your dick? Why? Like actually, why? In fairness the guy is careful to mention nothing ever goes in his urethra, it just goes in his foreskin – which is apparently OK – I still don’t get it. I wouldn’t want most of these things anywhere near my foreskin or dick. And i definitely wouldn’t spend ten minutes or so wiggling them around trying to get them in.

The dude who makes the site explains that he was just hanging out in his bedroom getting really baked when he saw some stuff and decided to put it in his dick – you know like you do – and then decided to put more and more stuff in his dick and take pictures of it and make a tumblr out of it. Like you do. It’s weird, gross, kind of uncomfortable yet strangely addicting/fascinating too. The whole time I’m looking through it I’m just like ‘what the fvck? How the hell did he fit that in there?’ He puts some seriously crazy stuff in there, like guns, bananas, swords and Pokemon trading cards. Shit is fucked up.

He has 2200 followers in the space of a few weeks on his tumblr and a whole bunch of pictures of him putting stuff in his dick. If you want to check out his actual tumblr – he also answers a bunch of questions from the people who think that he is insane – then check it out HERE but otherwise here are a few of the best shots of the stuff that he has put in his dick. Let’s get weird.