9) Sonic Battle
“Sonic hasn’t been cool since the 90’s” —this might be true, but only because this one is kind of less well known. It’s totally different from other Sonic games in that you play as the same characters as usual, but instead of running really fast and defying gravity, you’re beating the shit out of each other. Hmmm. Unfortunate implication right there, especially since the cast are all supposedly under the age of 18, so it’s a moral calamity with extra throat-punches and cunt-kicks. Get involved.
The storyline of course revolves around finding precious stones to make a robot work better and for some extra bullshit in one chapter, an emerald gets smashed into pieces, and you have to find all the pieces. The story isn’t brilliant but it’s Sonic, what were you expecting? The fighting parts are good fun and the game has some kick ass music too.
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