Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

“I wonder why I’m getting no matches?”

Awww that’s sweet.

Awful combination.

Swoon city.

This is going well..

Can someone clarify; does Dustin go down or not?

Hmmmm.

Girls love it when you call yourself ugly right?

Clearly.

Is that Louis CK?

Anyone who types your name out that frequently is a serial killer.

Bidets have really changed.

What a waste of pizza (and milk).

Lol.

Including your wallet and bank account.

Fails all round.

Just in case you didn’t notice them.

Gulp!

Maybe just unmatch next time.

Something doesn’t quite add up here.

A true love story in the making.

You have been warned.

I see what he did there.

High risk, high reward.

Aaaaaaaand we’re done.

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.