I can’t even begin to imagine how many millions Belle Delphine has made off her army of simps on the internet over the last few years, but she’s about to make a whole lot more after announcing that she’s selling her own customised sex doll.

The item is only available to her subscribers on OnlyFans, which I guess makes sense because the only people who would be interested in a (presumably very expensive) life-size Belle Delphine sex doll are those who are already paying money to see her naked in the year 2024:

Here’s Belle getting busy with, um, herself:

What can you say really? The girl is a marketing genius. After already making a killing selling her bathwater, releasing a sex tape and doing the whole OnlyFans thing, Belle Delphine could have easily retired young and cashed out to live a private life where the internet would eventually forget about her.

But nope, there’s no leaving money on the table with this one, which is why Belle keeps reappearing every few months.

So yeah, if you start saving up from now, you’ll probably be able to buy your own Belle Delphine sex doll in time for Christmas, where you can introduce her to your friends and family. Again, not sure how much it will cost as you have to sign up to her OnlyFans and DM her for more details. If anyone finds out, shoot us a message and let us know. Imagine it would be a couple grand + all your dignity. Enjoy!

P.S. Belle also suggests that she will let you shag her if you donate at the highest tier on her Patreon. Any takers?